Mickey Avalon - So Rich, So Pretty lyrics

I like a girl with caked up makeup
In the sunshine smoking cigarettes
To pass the time who wakes up to a bottle
Of wine on the nightstand
Bites and scratches the blinds

But, I ain't found one quite right yet
So I step with pep to the park or supermarket
Her apartment best be messy
Alisa don't mind when I call her Leslie

She's gotta dress with class
And Jean Paul Gaultier and a Hermes bag
And four inch tips made of Ostrich
Sharp enough to slit your wrists
Her lips spread gossip
Won't say sorry when she offends
She comes over to my place
In her old man's Benz
In gold and silver and jewels of all colors
And she doesn't take them off when
We're tearing up the covers

Come on and get it before I change my mind
Come on kid, don't waste my time
So rich, so pretty
The best piece of ass in the whole damn city
So rich, so pretty

I like a girl who eats and brings it up
A sassy little frassy with bulimia
Her best friend's a plastic surgeon
And when her Beamer's in the
Shop she rolls the Benz

Manis and pedis on Sundays and Wednesdays
Money from mommy lovely in Versace
Costly sprees, it's on at Barney's
And I love to watch her
Go through fifty G's calmly

She gets naughty with her pilates body
And thinks it's really funny when
Her nose goes bloody
'Cause the blow is so yummy and
It keeps her tummy empty
And makes her act more friendly
Dance the night away
And she won't say nothing when
She makes your man stray

Come on and get it before I change my mind
Come on kid, don't waste my time
So rich, so pretty
Come on, get it before I change my mind
Come on kid, don't waste my time
So rich, so pretty
The best piece of ass in this whole damn city

I've had your kind before, Mickey
Go get my purse, Mickey
Lock the door, Mickey
You're just a midnight snack
Shhhh, don't talk back
You're just a boy, Mickey
You're just a toy, Mickey
You're just a boy, Mickey

Come on, get it 'fore I change my mind
Come on kid, don't waste my time
So rich, so pretty
The best piece of ass in this whole damn city

So rich, so pretty so rich, so pretty
So rich, so pretty
The best piece of ass in this whole damn city

So rich, so pretty so rich, so rich
So pretty mickey, Mickey
So pretty, so pretty

Mickey, Mickey
The best piece of ass in this whole damn city
Mickey, Mickey
The best piece of ass in this whole damn city
Mickey, Mickey
The best piece of ass in this whole damn city
Mickey, Mickey