Mickey Avalon - Tight Blue Jeans lyrics

Oh shit, the Av's back up in this bitch
And it goes like this
Work that pole baby shake your tit's

I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight
Blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can
Bet your bottom dollar nuttin'
Harder than mine

Call me quick, draw me cross suicide bomber
Juiced on the loose like Osama bin Laden
Naked on the crucifix like Madonna
I'mma take the low road
Meet me at the bottom
These are the things that
Are better forgotten don't eat the corn
Babe it's green and it's rotten
I wouldn't laugh man it
Could be your daughter
Damn that shit bitch will do for a dollar

I see your baby and she looking at me
I'm 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch if good to find
Now I'mma mess with her body while
I play with your mind
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight
Blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can
Bet your bottom dollar nuttin'
Harder than mine

I'll be the man behind the mask
Phantom of the Opera
Slammin' that ass like a Harlem globe trotter
You ain't got a chance against
My Chevy and parlour now
Blah, blah, blah, yaddy, yaddy, yadda
Pay me today and I'll see you tomorrow
Don't laugh man it could be your daughter
Sold her for the

I see your baby and she looking at me
I'm 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch if good to find
Now I'mma mess with her body while
I play with your mind
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight
Blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can
Bet your bottom dollar nuttin'
Harder than mine

Good girls go to heaven bad girls go to hell
So if you wanna have some fun
Then just don't kiss and tell
I said, good girls go to heaven
And bad girls go to hell
So if you wanna have some fun
Then just don't kiss and tell

I see your baby and she looking at me
I'm 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch if good to find
Now I'mma mess with her body while
I play with your mind
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight
Blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can
Bet your bottom dollar nuttin'
Harder than mine