Mickey Avalon - Waiting to Die lyrics

(We are going to have open sexual intercourse
On every street corner of America)

Looking out the window and I
Can't help but wonder
That God must be one sick motherfucker
So I bust a nut in the sky
Spend another day waiting to die

I kick twice the shit as
Any German sheisse flick
I'll sperm on your perm
Leave cigarette burns on your tit's
It's Mickey Avalon all up in your prom
Pissing in the fruit punch with
A baby blue tuxedo on
The dopest rapper this century
I sodomized your father in
A federal penitentiary
And on the day I got out
I went to your mother's house
And slept on the couch

A street walker selling cock for rock
At the flea market trying to hock my watch
I stay on beat when I work the concrete
Some honeys give me money
And others do my laundry

Mickey Avalon, the kosher salami
For twenty you get Chachi but
Forty he gets you Fonzie
A motherfucker hustler kamikaze
I use to bus tables but now I sell my body

Looking out the window and I
Can't help but wonder
That God must be one sick motherfucker
So I bust a nut in the sky
Spend another day waiting to die

Looking out the window and I
Can't help but wonder
That God must be one sick motherfucker
So I bust a nut in the sky
Spend another day waiting to die

(Here is how we're gonna do it
For the first time in America
There is a generation of
Visionary maniac-white-mother-country
Dope-fiend-rock'n'roll-freaks
Who are ready to get down)

I deliver quick with the magic stick
Tragedy subside when honeys rub on it
It's Mickey Avalon, dick thick as a baton
The illest motherfucker from here to Vietnam

I used to work nights at Hot Cock dot com
But then I got fired when my mom logged on
I'm on the run, my dad's a bum
I asked my girl if she loved
Me and she just said 'ummm'

I bust flows that turn nuns to hoes
So wake you from your slumber then
Shake you out your clothes
There aren't no other late night lover
All up on the track like Scatman Caruthers

I'll bust through the shudders
Masked in a rubber duct tape your mother and
Butt rape your brother
Break down the lumber and shake my cucumber
When you're at home alone you
Know my phone number

Looking out the window and I
Can't help but wonder
That God must be one sick motherfucker
So I bust a nut in the sky
Spend another day waiting to die

Looking out the window and I
Can't help but wonder
That God must be one sick motherfucker
So I bust a nut in the sky
Spend another day waiting to die

Looking out the window and I
Can't help but wonder
That God must be one sick motherfucker
So I bust a nut in the sky
Spend another day waiting to die

Looking out the window and I
Can't help but wonder
That God must be one sick motherfucker
So I bust a nut in the sky
Spend another day waiting to die