Mickey Avalon - Baddest Mothafucka lyrics

What you get is what you see
So baby come and lay a kiss on me
And luckily, what I be
The baddest motherfucker in history
What you get is what you see
So baby come and lay a kiss on me
And luckily, what I be
The baddest motherfucker in history

I lead top ends in single bands
See my name in lights all over town
Where wolves come out when the sun go down
I got balls so big they hit the ground
Faster than a bullet out the Tommy gun
My cock got the silent sound
Riding on the back of a dinosaur
Make the sky turn blue like Heisenberg
Light a match on top of a moving train
Keep my cigarette lit in the pouring rain
Got a stable of hoes, no ball and chain
And they all look just like Lois Lane
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
I ain't wearing nothing but a condom on
I'll kick your ass 'til kingdom come
'Cause, I'm all fresh out of bubble gum

What you get is what you see
So baby come and lay a kiss on me
And luckily, what I be
The baddest motherfucker in history
What you get is what you see
So baby come and lay a kiss on me
And luckily, what I be
The baddest motherfucker in history

Boy, I'm badder than Leroy Brown
My baby bad will shoot you down
Pass me the mic and I'll rock the crown
I could still look tough in a wedding gown
Harder than a Vietnam veteran
I take trick nine like medicine
I'm so high off of phentermine
If the police knock don't let 'em in
I could hold my breath in the boiling bath
And I ain't slip yet for a year and a half
Top of the mountain with a snake and staff
I saw the Lord and tried not to laugh
Chitty chitty bang bang, what you gonna do
When the Av comes and fuck you
Up the ass with the broom?
Three little piggies tried to run
Out the zoo from
The big bad wolf in the sheep-skin suit

What you get is what you see
So baby come and lay a kiss on me
And luckily, what I be
The baddest motherfucker in history
What you get is what you see
So baby come and lay a kiss on me
And luckily, what I be
The baddest motherfucker in history