Mickey Avalon - Dipped in Vaseline lyrics

I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny Wadd
I pull tricks for a fix and tonight I got
Flows for hoes with low self esteem and
More for those swallow protein

The kid from the 60s stars in skin flicks and
Pays the rent inch after inch
But now I get fly with lyrics
While you guys be on some queer shit

Check out the way I take a mark for
All that he's got and a whole lot more
'Cause when your drawers hit your ankles
I un'take the shank out my sock
And take the bank roll
Oh shit, you just got lit
By an illegitimate kid out the
Orphanage run and shit
I'm comin with styles you
Can't handle smoother than
The velvet Elvis hanging from my mantle
So light a candle and praise yo' Lord
Mickey Avalon's some shit you can afford

All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl
I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl

I'm'a constraint hotty getting saucy
At the swap meet if you want to party
Get my number and call me
From dawn to dusk I bust
Nuts and shoot Charlie
When you got some money then
Come and get yo' jollies
A Quarantine in this California dream
All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline

My foster parents told me that I could be
Anything I wanted to so I became me
Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free
Serving sucka mcs and getting
Paid for my delivery

I freak beats that stain your silk sheets
Filthy on the mike like Lenny
Bruce used to be
They had brooster in the pantry
Howlin' like a banshee
And even when I'm wearin'
Panties I stay manly

All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl
I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl

In the Hollywood hills swallowing pills
Tipsy off scotch whiskey
Sniffin' blow thro hundred dolla bills
I toast Mimosas from coast to coast
In penthouse suit's with out any clothes
I used to stroll to ave holes in my shoes
But now I fly first class and
Bask in sun tan and booze
Hustling gay dude for Quaaludes
Out by the pool in a baby blue bathing suit

Waiting for Jesus to bring the juice
I was payin dues while you
Was playin' in school
I took the whole scene over with
The flow from my lips
Here's an autographed picture for
Your lil sis
My days of turning tricks are behind me
Unless you got the time to wine and dine me

All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl
I'll smash your dreams
All up on the scene, dipped in Vaseline
In a mask and jeans, girl