Mickey Avalon - Handyman lyrics
[Mickey Avalon - Handyman lyrics]
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the
Tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the
Tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Pipe's clogged? call me up
1-800-love-to-fuck take cash, take card
Take the fat ass, and take charge
Bee bop a loola, shim shim cheri
She brought the bacon, I brought the beef
Mickey tickey time bomb 1, 2, 3
Pop off like a Molotov in your jeans
She's bursting at the seams
So thick and filled with cream
Some shit you've never seen
She's only seventeen
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the
Tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the
Tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Lights out, I'm your man two girls, one hand
No shoes, no pants me lose? No chance
Living on the edge of the devils dick
Sucking out milk on Medusa's tit's
Call up daddy if you're broken bitch
The handyman's gon' fix that shit
She's bursting at the seams
So thick and filled with cream
Some shit you've never seen
She's only seventeen
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the
Tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the
Tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the
Tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the
Tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Pipe's clogged? call me up
1-800-love-to-fuck take cash, take card
Take the fat ass, and take charge
Bee bop a loola, shim shim cheri
She brought the bacon, I brought the beef
Mickey tickey time bomb 1, 2, 3
Pop off like a Molotov in your jeans
She's bursting at the seams
So thick and filled with cream
Some shit you've never seen
She's only seventeen
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the
Tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the
Tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Lights out, I'm your man two girls, one hand
No shoes, no pants me lose? No chance
Living on the edge of the devils dick
Sucking out milk on Medusa's tit's
Call up daddy if you're broken bitch
The handyman's gon' fix that shit
She's bursting at the seams
So thick and filled with cream
Some shit you've never seen
She's only seventeen
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the
Tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Who you gonna call when you need a hand?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
And who the motherfucker with the
Tube in his pants?
Mickey Avalon, the handyman
Mickey Avalon, the handyman