Mickey Avalon - Party in My Pants lyrics

There's a party (Five dollars)
In my pants (At the door)
In my pants (Ten dollars)
In my pants (At the door)
There's a party (Fifteen dollars)
In my pants (At the door)
You're all invited (Twenty dollars)
Come on and dance (A little more)

I threw on yesterdays jeans today
I got the rocket in my pocket
And I just got paid
'69 Chevrolet parked on the lawn
It's primer grey and the engine's gone
So I strut like a pimp to the bus station
I ain't got the job I need a vacation
I keep my ass squeaky clean like Neutrogena
In my new zebra shoes and my new limousine
And if you give me all your money
You can be my number one

There's a party in my pants
There's a party in my pants
There's a party in my pants
There's a party in my pants

Walked into the locker room and
Marked a cobra snake
Taking pictures of my dick while
My bitches sit and wait
Don't hate on the Av 'cause
I treat my ladies bad
I'm crazy in the face and maybe I'm a fag
There's a party (Five dollars)
In my pants (At the door)
In my pants (Ten dollars)
In my pants (At the door)
There's a party (Fifteen dollars)
In my pants (At the door)
And if you give me all your money
You can be my number one

There's a party in my pants
There's a party in my pants
There's a party in my pants
There's a party in my pants
Be, be, be my number one

There's a party in my pants and
You're all on the list
The doorman's big and black and he's pissed
So don't bring no dudes and have to lose
And slip me a mickey for
The pain in my kidney's

Five dollars, at the door
Ten dollars, at the door
Fifteen dollars, at the door
Twenty dollars, a little more