Monty Python - Brave Sir Robin lyrics

Minstrel bravely bold Sir Robin rode
Forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, oh, brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to
Be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged
Out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and
His body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and
His bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and
His bottom burnt off
And his penis split and his

Sir Robin
That's, that's enough music for now, lads