Monty Python - Spam Song (edit) lyrics

Morning

Morning

What have you got?

Well, there's egg and bacon
Egg sausage and bacon egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon
Spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
Baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam

(Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes
With a Mornay sauce
Served in a Provençale manner
With shallots and aubergines
Garnished with truffle pâté
Brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam

Have you got anything without spam?

Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

I don't want any spam!
Why can't she have eggs, bacon
Spam and sausage?

That's got spam in it!

Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs
Sausage and spam has it?

(Spam! Spam! Spam)

Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam
And sausage without the spam, then?

Iiiiiiiiiiiich!

What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'?
I don't like spam!

(Lovely spam! Wonderful spam)

Shut up!

(Lovely spam! Wonderful spam)

Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon
Spam and sausage without the spam

I don't like spam! Shush dear
Don't have a fuss i'll have
Your spam i love it
I'm having spam, spam, spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans
Spam, spam, spam, and spam!
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam)

Shut Up! Baked beans are off

Well, could I have her spam instead
Of the baked beans then?

You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
Spam and spam?

Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely
Spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!