Monty Python, John Cleese - Eric The Half A Bee lyrics
[Monty Python, John Cleese - Eric The Half A Bee lyrics]
Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A vis-a-vis it's entity, you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing
A laa dee dee, a-one two three
Eric, the half a bee a, b, c, d, e, f, g
Eric, the half a bee
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
A-fiddle de dum, a-fiddle de dee
Eric, the half a bee
Hoh hoh hoh, tee hee hee
Eric, the half a bee
I love this hive employee-ee-ee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon, by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally semi-carnally the end
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh
Cyril Connolly