Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred lyrics

[Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred lyrics]

There are Jews in the world
There are Buddhists
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them

I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they
Say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six-footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came
Because

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate



Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God get quite irate

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood!

Every sperm is useful every sperm is fine

God needs everybody's

Mine!

And mine!

And mine!

Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain

God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood

Every sperm is sacred every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

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