Monty Python - Finland lyrics

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Pony trekking or camping or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
It's the country for me

You're so near to Russia
So far away from Japan
Quite a long way from Cairo
Lots of miles from Vietnam

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Eating breakfast or dinner
Or snack lunch in the hall
Finland, Finland, Finland finland has it all

You're so sadly neglected and often ignored
A poor second to Belgium when going abroad

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland finland has it all

All together, Finnophiles!
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland finland has it all
Finland has it all

If you've enjoyed hearing this song and would
Like to know more about Finland
Why not ring Mr griffiths of
Hemill-Hampstead? He and his charming
Wife Edna would be glad to answer any of
Your questions and who knows -they
May show you some
Of their unrivaled collection of
Scandinavian credit cards