Monty Python - Frying Eggs lyrics
[Monty Python - Frying Eggs lyrics]
Somewhere in the world
A baby is born every 17 seconds this means
That in the time it takes to fry an egg in
A conventional frying pan
Over 137 babies have been born
Unless you like your egg really crispy
And golden brown on the outside like I do
In which case you could have over 200 really
Crispy, fried babies or, if
You're cooking on gas, about 194
But of course the real problem
Is that by far the great
Majority of these fried eggs are born
In areas least able to support them
A baby is born every 17 seconds this means
That in the time it takes to fry an egg in
A conventional frying pan
Over 137 babies have been born
Unless you like your egg really crispy
And golden brown on the outside like I do
In which case you could have over 200 really
Crispy, fried babies or, if
You're cooking on gas, about 194
But of course the real problem
Is that by far the great
Majority of these fried eggs are born
In areas least able to support them