Monty Python - I Bet You They Won't Play this Song on the Radio lyrics

I bet you they won't play
This song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new
(bleep) song it's not that it's
(buzzer) or (horn) controversial
Just that the
(bell) -ing words are awfully strong

You can't say (klaxon) on the radio
Or (whip crack) , or (arrow thud) , or (croak)
You can't even say I'd like to
(vibraphone) you someday
Unless you're a doctor with a very large
(doing)

So I bet you they won't play
This song on the radio
I bet you they daren't
(needle scratch) -ing well program it
I bet you those
(register chime) -ing old program directors
Will think it's a load of horse (fart)