Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Norbert Leo Butz - Great Big Stuff lyrics
[Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Norbert Leo Butz - Great Big Stuff lyrics]
I thought I'd seen it all
I thought I knew the score
But coming here, I've found a world
I'd never seen before
Now I know where I belong-
A life of taste and class
With culture and sophistication
Pouring out my ass!
What do I want? I want this i want this! Ah
I want this! (sung)
I thought I had a real gift
That penny-ante grift
But Freddy's gettin' ready now
To give his life a lift
I'm tired of bein' a chump!
I wanna be like Trump
Two hundred pounds of caviar
In one gigantic lump gimme
Great big stuff!
This is how I gotta live
Great big stuff!
Uh uh no alternative
Great big stuff!
I want my silver spoon
Don't need it right now
But, I better get it soon
Ah ha! Uh, huh, uh huh
I want a mansion with a moat
Around which, I will float
With some vast-bottom babies
In my glass-bottom boat
A house in the Bahamas
Paisley silk pajamas poker with Al Roker
And our friend Lorenzo Lamas! Gimme
Great big stuff!
I really do deserve it
Great big stuff!
With servants who will serve it
Great big stuff!
I don't give a damn what it's fer
Every day's my birthday
Every night is my Bar Mitzver!
Oh!
Oh, give me a home
Where the centerfolds roam
Guccione on the phone, he
Got a party going on!
And Hef'll have me over
To play some naked Twister
Blotto in the Grotto
With a Playmate and her sister!
Great big stuff!
Rap stars'll love me!
Great big stuff!
Get me a posse, a'ight?
Great big stuff!
Chillin' in the city
Sittin' pretty in the caddy
With P daddy or Puff Diddy
Or whatever! I'll change my name too!
I'll get my hatchback all pimped-out
The Islands in the winter
The Hamptons in the summer
The fashion plate I date'll give me
Hummers in my Hummer
The cash to keep me idle
The chicks to keep me vital
The pills to keep me happy
Even when I'm suicidal
Great big stuff!
Nothin crass or crappy
Great big stuff!
That would make me very happy
Great big stuff!
Bring it out and make it snappy
Great big stuff!
I want some really classy shit!
Great big stuff!
Like a mink tracksuit!
Great big stuff!
My own personal Zamboni!
Great big stuff!
Lot's of unnecessary surgery!
Great big stuff!
I can finally afford to see a Broadway show!
Great big stuff!
Gout!
Great big stuff great big stuff
Great big stuff great big stuff
I just want someone to love me for my money!
Yeah!
I thought I knew the score
But coming here, I've found a world
I'd never seen before
Now I know where I belong-
A life of taste and class
With culture and sophistication
Pouring out my ass!
What do I want? I want this i want this! Ah
I want this! (sung)
I thought I had a real gift
That penny-ante grift
But Freddy's gettin' ready now
To give his life a lift
I'm tired of bein' a chump!
I wanna be like Trump
Two hundred pounds of caviar
In one gigantic lump gimme
Great big stuff!
This is how I gotta live
Great big stuff!
Uh uh no alternative
Great big stuff!
I want my silver spoon
Don't need it right now
But, I better get it soon
Ah ha! Uh, huh, uh huh
I want a mansion with a moat
Around which, I will float
With some vast-bottom babies
In my glass-bottom boat
A house in the Bahamas
Paisley silk pajamas poker with Al Roker
And our friend Lorenzo Lamas! Gimme
Great big stuff!
I really do deserve it
Great big stuff!
With servants who will serve it
Great big stuff!
I don't give a damn what it's fer
Every day's my birthday
Every night is my Bar Mitzver!
Oh!
Oh, give me a home
Where the centerfolds roam
Guccione on the phone, he
Got a party going on!
And Hef'll have me over
To play some naked Twister
Blotto in the Grotto
With a Playmate and her sister!
Great big stuff!
Rap stars'll love me!
Great big stuff!
Get me a posse, a'ight?
Great big stuff!
Chillin' in the city
Sittin' pretty in the caddy
With P daddy or Puff Diddy
Or whatever! I'll change my name too!
I'll get my hatchback all pimped-out
The Islands in the winter
The Hamptons in the summer
The fashion plate I date'll give me
Hummers in my Hummer
The cash to keep me idle
The chicks to keep me vital
The pills to keep me happy
Even when I'm suicidal
Great big stuff!
Nothin crass or crappy
Great big stuff!
That would make me very happy
Great big stuff!
Bring it out and make it snappy
Great big stuff!
I want some really classy shit!
Great big stuff!
Like a mink tracksuit!
Great big stuff!
My own personal Zamboni!
Great big stuff!
Lot's of unnecessary surgery!
Great big stuff!
I can finally afford to see a Broadway show!
Great big stuff!
Gout!
Great big stuff great big stuff
Great big stuff great big stuff
I just want someone to love me for my money!
Yeah!