Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Joanna Gleason, Gregory Jbara - Like Zis / Like Zat lyrics

Like zis, ze moon as round as a balloon
Suspended like a bauble in ze sky
Like zat, ze tune zat wafts above the dune
And sweetly flutters like a butterfly
If ze past were plus parfait
We'd have met another day
When we both were young and gay
And thin but the present's rather tense
So i think it makes some sense
For us to both give up
Give in like zat, ze sky
A shooting star goes by- a mеssage you and I
Cannot dismiss so I'm wishing for a dose
Of being nicе and close
Like zis, like zat, like zis

Of the future, who can tell
Though we hope it turns out well
No one can know just when his bell will toll
So let's live in the here and now
And let it show us how to find a way
To lose control like zat, ze rose
Delightful to ze nose but nowhere near
As perfect as a kiss-

And though I am no prance-

No prince

My looks may make you wance-

No, wince

I offer you romance-

Ro-mince

Aah!

Oh!

Come on, let's dince
We've never been introduced

I'm Muriel of Omaha

Please, d to meet you

It's mutual

Like zat-

Ze rose-

Delightful to ze nose-

But nowhere near as perfect as a kiss

I like zis

You like zat?

I like zat

So do I

I like zis-

Like zis