Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Sara Gettelfinger - Oklahoma? lyrics

Down in the Panhandle where we manhandle
All that beef cattle and the snakes rattle
And the wind whistles
Through the dead thistles
It's a little piece of heaven

With a big house 'n lots of big cows 'n
Lots of big sky 'n lots of dust flyin'
And I'll be so happy since
I'm bringin' home a prince
To my little piece of heaven oklahoma
Eeee!

Don't you love it when the bobcats howl?
Don't you love it when the coyotes call?

Well, I know a few tricks
With a thirty ought-six
You can watch me blow those
Little fuckers' heads clean off!

And then, oh boy we'll go two steppin'
Through the arroyo watch what you step in

'Cause them cattle eat their share
And it's gotta go somewhere
In my little piece of heaven oklahoma

And we'll motor into Tulsa for the weeken'
Through the windows of the pickup
We'll be peekin' not a tree or a Jew
To block the lovely view
There's a race track and a zoo

And Oral Roberts U!

And we'll dress you up nifty
In a big Stetson with some SPF 50
So no sun gets in

'Cause that freckle on your skin
Can do a feller in
And the shade is mighty thin in Oklahoma
And our leading cause of death is Melanoma

Melanoma! Hyah!