Random Encounters, The Stupendium - A proper end: Extreme stupendium edition lyrics

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
(to the left instead)
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
(No it was not the proper choice)
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
(he ignored his inner voice)
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end

Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT! (for the last time, it's the right)
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
(Oh, stanley, please)
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
(See if I can get us back on course)
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
(Stanley, did you touch something?)
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?
Adventure line

Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
(Stanley's disappeared)
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared (Just as I feared)
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
(He's much improved)
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved (He hasn't moved)
Come on, make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black