Random Encounters, The Stupendium - The Day That You Die lyrics

Misfortune, every choice has consequences
And in this game
There's really just one rule:
That you play until the end once it commences

If I win
Then you will give me something cool?

Yes! Complete my game, and yes
You'll be rewarded:
Eternal happiness, my dear
Will be your prize
Keep this part of the down-low
But what Misfortune doesn't know is that
Today is the day the day that she dies!


I can hear you, you know

Oh! I was just, uh, talking with myself

About me dying?

Of course not i was just about
To tell you that the
First part of the game is to leave your room

Okay, but can I bring a toy?

I don't see why not which would you like?

The first part of our game is rather simple
Just cross this road and reach the other side
A piece of cake for someone young and nimble

But Mr voice, you said today I died?


Oh and, uh
Quiet! There's a fox ahead, Misfortune
A fox cannot be trusted, so says I
Observe his evil regimen

I think his name is Benjamin!

Well, this is the day the day that he dies

Hi Benjamin!

What are you doing?

You look very handsome benjamin
No! Come back!

Misfortune, you must stay away from that fox!
He is not to be trusted!

Okay


Now buried here you'll
Find eternal happiness
Hidden in a tiny, golden box

Oh no! I only found a lot of crappiness!

It seems the prize was stolen by that fox
Here, use this fox repellant
And when we find him
You can spray his nasty face
Straight in the eye

But I do not want to hurt him-

There he is! Go on and squirt him
Or today is the day the day you will die!

Ouch! Benjamin got me!

Misfortune, you aimed the wrong way!

Oh, Benjamin! Your paws are so soft

Stop touching him!

No benjamin loves me! I don't want
To play your game anymore

You don't get a choice! Now
Spray that fox and take eternal happiness!

Benjamin and I are going home!

So, you're breaking the rules then?
I don't think so!
You haven't reached the ending yet
Misfortune!
There's still a lot of fun we haven't had!
I don't accept surrender or abortion
And you attitude has frankly made me mad

That fox cannot protect you for forever
And I will not be defeated or defied!
So come back and play my game
Or I avow by Heaven's name that, yes
Today is the day the day you will die!

Hurry, Benjamin! Inside! Mommy? Hello?
Where is everybody?

I'm still here!

Go away! I don't want to play with you!

Knock knock! Knock knock!
Knock knock! (Today is the day-)
Knock knock! (that you die)

Knock knock! Knock knock!
Knock knock! (Today is the day-)
Knock knock! (that you die)

Knock knock!
Knock knock! (Today is the day-)
Knock knock! Knock knock! (that you-)

Knock knock! (Die) knock knock!
Knock knock! Knock knock!