Random Encounters, The Stupendium - A Proper End lyrics

This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead


Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black
This is the story of a man named Stanley
A simple man with a moderately simple job:
To sit at his desk and
Push buttons all day long
His job was so simple, in fact
 he could even work from home
And so Stanley pushed buttons all day without
A thought in the world
Until one dayhis buttons stopped working
How could this be? How would he do his job?
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley stepped out of his
Office through the door
Took the stairway up to
Check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage
That was where his instincts led
But instead of right
He set his sights on the
Room to the left instead
Stanley knew this room was
Not the proper choice
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice
This whole "story" thing was
Something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end


Stanley's buttons had blah, blah
Blahyou know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

Stanley took the right hand door, no-STANLEY
RIGHT!
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright
Now this story's utter rubbish
And it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our
Plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course
Oh dear now how'd we
Find ourselves outdoors?
I admit, this all seems foreign
But I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end

Or at least something with air conditioning
Hang on, Stanley i have an idea
Let's try something different

This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear-
Why'd it lead us into here?
That's not rightno, surely not
Is this much closer to the plot?
How's it worse with every turn?!
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern?


Well? Isn't it? Nono I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low

Stanley took the- hold on
Stanley's disappeared
Stanley slept through his alarm
Just as I feared
Well, our story doesn't need him!
What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacementlike you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new
Stanley's much improved!
Other than the fact that
Stanley hasn't moved come on
Make us a decision! Think
Like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end

But the video had so little budget, that
Instead of a massive fiery explosion
It simply cut to black