The Lonely Island, Chris Redd - 2 Banditos lyrics

[The Lonely Island, Chris Redd - 2 Banditos lyrics]

Ooh, 2 banditos ha ha hahahaha

Well howdy ma'am, we the 2 banditos
Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos
Similar to our torpedoes, 'cept mine's brown
Gonna turn that frown into more of a frown
Hunter's kickin' it with Conner4Real
What's the deal?
I'm on some white boy shit man
Tryna stack a mil
Yeah, I'm also on my white boy shit
That's my birth right
Call my dick the shooting star
(Why?) 'cause it burns bright
I fucked your first cousin
With the didgeridoo
And when she came, you know it sounded like
"Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow"

Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos
Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos


Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos
Do a little dance and drink a little water

Man, how'd I get the money?
(Don't worry 'bout it)
Now they pissing on my couch
(Don't worry 'bout it)
How they get so cool? (Don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
What the fuck is that? (Don't worry 'bout it)
Does this make me look fat?
(Don't worry 'bout it)
I just ate a fucking rat
(Don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, stupid!

My name is Connor and I'm not a model citizen
I'll take a swig from this
Bottle that I jism in
I'm swimming in her prism and
My interests is dwindling
And I'm hella bored too, fuck it
Ah, banditos eat a lot of burritos
While we're fucking bald eagles
Hey, let's go back to the chorus dude
(Oh, okay)

Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Shut the fuck up! Thank you

We just robbed the place
(Don't worry 'bout it)
They just licked my face
(Don't worry 'bout it)
Took a shit in your food
(Don't worry 'bout itrude)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
Pop this pill (Don't worry 'bout it)
Is that cocaine? (Don't worry 'bout it)
What is life? (Don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
Wow wow wow wow motherfucker (Wow)

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