The Lonely Island, Baraka May, Greg Chun - Why Not Me? lyrics

Congratulations to all of the
90th Academy Award Nominees
I love these movies but they never seem to
Choose the blockbusters, do they?
They sure don't i guess they'll just have to
Settle for all that money, huh?

Why not me? Do I not deserve a nomination?
The reviews were raves to be sure
"Fun for the whole family
Look no farther than Thor" why not me?
I left my family to fight for what's right
Saved the world from the devil below
But, I'm sure it was hard for
Sir Daniel Day-Lewis to learn how to sew
Why not me? I battled Cate Blanchett
Why not me? I hid a sword in my dress
We both faced death it's true
But at least Lady Bird got into NYU

Why not me? In All The Money in the World
They kidnapped one kid
And they got a nomination i killed hundreds
I guess that's what you get when you're not
"Classically handsome" oscars so white
But, I guess not for me
I need to raise my quote
So I can finally fix my teeth
Horror movies always get the shaft
Hey let me do one!
I peed while hanging from a zip-line
Meryl Streep has never done that

We'd like to petition for a new category:
"Best Chris" or you could just write "Chris"
On an Oscar and we can share it
Trade off on weekends

Roll call! Hemsworth! Pratt! Evans!
Pine!

Rock! What? It's us! The Chrises!

Go Chris!

And why not The Snowman?
It was a box office smash
(What's that? It wasn't?)
Well Oscars doesn't care
Since it was critically acclaimed
(7% positive? Are you serious?)
Well I thought it was a neat idea
In The Shape of Water
I heard that a lady boned a fish man
But, if you're gonna bone a fish man
Why not bone a fish like this man?
And what even is art?
How do you define it's importance?
If popcorn movies are bad
How come popcorn's so delicious?
And when I blow up 6 cars
How is that worse than Schindler's List is?

Why not me? We saved the world
Why not me? I am Toretto
Why not me? I heard a lady boned a fish man
Why not me? The Snowman was underrated!
Why not me? I peed on a zipline!
We'd like to petition for a new category:
"Best Chris" i have terrible teeth
Why not me? I got a cool new haircut
Why not me? I am Groot why not us?