The Lonely Island - Zanzabar lyrics

I was trotting along the desert was hot
And I sang this song

Yo, I'm rugged
My camel's got the three-wheeled motion
Every word I say you want
To put into your quotient
Zanzabar, raised by the wolves
Oxford education as phrased by the wolves
My khaki shirt's tucked into
My tight khaki pants
I drink too much and do my white
Whacky dance
To hell with that, I'm a man without shame
Listen to the howls on the
Wind there's my name
(Zanzabar) Hell yes bitch, say it loud
I see the shape of a
Vagina in every passing cloud
And in my weary state, I thirst for bread
Could settle for my sketches


Of vagina clouds instead
I hunger for water, ache for my wolf friends
I have jerked off to vagina clouds
At least 73 times now vagina clouds
Vagina they look so pretty
I wonder if people suspect that I'm a wolf
As opposed to a manly adventurer?
Man it's hot, sun all around me
I'd better focus on a vagina
Cloud to ground me ah, that's better, woops
There's the wolf pack
I think that I'll rape my
Sidekick with my name, zanzabar

God damn is it hot, what's the deal?
It seems we haven't been talking for hours
The sun is so hot I've been
Eating sand mixed with flour
Zanzabar, he calls them sand pops
I call them disgusting he likes them a lot
He says, "They're tastier hot
Better strike that match up" i say
"Maybe you're right could you
Pass the ketchup?"
That's about it on the conversation front
What could he be thinking as
He sit's on his hump?
I bet he just hates the rice meatloaf I made
And seems less than impressed with
The souflees I souflee
In fact he's never impressed with
Anything that I cook
He just points to the sky
Turns to me and says "Look!
That vagina cloud there
I think it winked at me!"
I say, "That's great double-z
I only saw a bunny
And that one there, sort of looks like a gun"
"A vagina gun?"
"No, a regular one like this one
Here that I'm pointing at you
Filled with poisonous darts that stick
To you like glue see I'm sick of your crap
And your vagina rap so I leave you to die
As your spinal gets tapped
Slowly losing your mind
And start hallucinating
So you can watch your
Clouds and keep masturbating"

"Wooh, Zanzabar feels funny
I'm floating up to the clouds
And everything looks runny"
"Z, come back! I feel terrible
But the heat and the verbal
Abuse was unbearable!"
"Worry not tiny sidekick, I don't hate ya
Though I wish I had time to
Come down there and rape ya"
"You don't mean that, I'm sure
It's the poison that's talking"
"With my new wings I
Prefer flying to walking"
"You're just flapping your arms in the sand"
"Your delusions of grandeur
Are certainly grand
Now if you don't mind I'll be flying to China
Oh look! There's a cactus that's
Shaped like a vagina!"
"Wait you fool! Aw I stepped in some shit"
"Observe as I tickle the cactus's clit!"
"I just bought these shoes, holy crap
I am mad now I'll have to return them
And I lost the receipt
Aw, it must be here somewhere in the trash
Aw! Who took out the trash?
Mom! I told you not to come in here
This is my room! It's my room, my space!"
"Hey I pay the bills!"
"Read the sign on the door! Aw geez"
"Where's your friend Zanzabar?"
"Gone, what do you care?"
"Well he was such a sweet boy!"
"Always marching in here
Trying to tell me what to do!
I'm sick of this, so freaking sick of this!"