The Lonely Island - We're Back lyrics

Ayo, new Lonely Island, 2011
Let's get 'em, 'Kiv!

Ayo, my dick don't work
That shit as soft as a pillow
My girly lookin' at me like, "You for real
Dude?"

Ayo, hold up, hold up
We gotta come harder than that
Yo, tell 'em, andy

I think there might be something
Wrong with my dick
It's like a melted stick of butter
So soft that it can't fill the rubber

Aye yo, come on man, this is Lonely Island
People are countin' on us
I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself
Woo!

Ayo, I think I broke my dick in the sink
It's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat
Like it was playing rugby

Hold up, hold up, this is serious!
Kiv let 'em know!

Yo, for real though
I suffer from stinky dick
Every time I take a piss
It smells just like shit

Haha, yeah, that's what I'm talking 'bout!
Andy show 'em, how it's done!

My dick looks like the fat that
You cut off a steak
Smashed in like my balls went
And stepped on a rake

Lonely Island! Grammy nominated!
Yeah! Hit 'em again

Yo, straight out the box with
My soggy little shrimp
I was an eight year old girl
Before the doctor found my dick

We make too much money for this shit
Murder music!

I shit the bed 'cause my dick
Played a prank on my butt (Hit 'em)
Straight crept when I slept and
Stuck a laxative up

Suppository music!
What y'all know about incontinence?

I got Hepatitis C from a horse
But no confusion (yeah)
It wasn't from the sex
It was a blood transfusion!

What?! Motherfucker got horse blood!
What y'all got?!

I write freaky fan fiction
Where cartoons fuck
Got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts
(woo)

I would like to see that! This
Is that Garfield sex music!
Now y'all just showin' off, preach!

I got a friend named Reggie who
Lives down at the dump every other week
I swing by and bring him some lunch

Oh, now that just sounds nice!
I'ma call it right there, game over
Motherfuckers!
Lonely Island, we started this fake rap shit!
The world needs us!