The Lonely Island - Ardy Party lyrics

Yo, yo, I knew this cat named Ardy
He wore sandals and socks
When he came to the party
He would make sure it rocks
He would flail his arms around
And do the Ardy Dance
Leavin' every motherfucker with funk
In they pants hey yo, it's Friday
You're at the jam of the year
But somethin's missin' there, man
Ardy ain't here people standin' on the wall
Not freakin' at all! Check it
What you need to do is give Ardy a call
And then 60 seconds later there's
A knock on the door (Who is it?)
My man Ardy with Bacardi, saying
"Get on the floor!"
And I been getting' down ever
Since he said that shit
At the dance club, havin' a conniption fit
Now, who rocks the party more than Ardy?
(No one)
And who smokes base back of the alley? (Ardy)
When we found him on the street
He was homeless and shit
So we addicted him to coke
So he'd be dependent
Now, if he wants more drugs
He's gotta rock the rugs
Go down the ho stroll and pick up cock for us
Hey yo
Ardy's got the steps that'll move your body
That's why we like the Ardy
That rocks the party

We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy who rocks the party

Yo, Ardy stinks like a
Motherfucker drowning in shit
But the crazy part is how
Much I love that kid
He's intelligent and charming
Ugly and disgusting
For a hit of yay he'll do just about anything
"Like suck my dick?" Hell yeah
He'll suck your dick, nerd
You're holding weight, he'll do anything
(Word?) he wears glasses and has a
Haircut like a clown
And if you got a girl over
You don't want him around
"'Cause he smells bad?" Nah, dawg
'cause he'll snatch her up
Straight player for real
Sporting sandals and socks
Picture the most disgusting fucking
Man on the planet
Then multiply that by eight
Goddamn Ardy's great
Do anything for my ace, even clean his face
When the schmutz starts to dry
Plus he always stays placed
In the brand new Tevas, bust the wool socks
You came here to party
He came to smoke rocks

We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)

Ardy, smoothest cat you've ever seen
The chicks know what I mean
(He's so fresh and so clean)
He'll rub up on your leg without warning
Start humping it oh lord
What's that smell in his pants?
He's been dumping it
True game, making all the girls pause
(Ardy you look good with that
Dump in your drawers)
If Ardy ever stopped rocking you
Know we would kill him
Roll him up in a carpet and
Throw him off of a building
So I slip him PCP whenever he's not looking
So he keeps the party jumping from
The floor to the ceiling
Yeah, he looks good when
He's smoking on rocks
And don't forget, y'all
He's wearing sandals and socks

We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)

Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks