The Lonely Island - Bikini Babe Workout lyrics
[The Lonely Island - Bikini Babe Workout lyrics]
Picture this, we up in the Gold's Gym pumpin'
Perfecting the science of
Straight lifting somethin'
On your mark, get set, we rippin' a rep
Gonna spray the whole bench press
Up with our sweat
But then, both of us turned to the gym door
And both of our jaws hit the gym floor
'Cause there stood the two
Most bodacious babesIn bikinis
My heart stopped faster than Fellini's
They headed straight for us
I reached for my jimmy hats
But then they pinned us back
To the bench man, they had us trapped
Told us to wake up and smell the Folgers
Then stood up straight like two toy soldiers
Then while remaining stiff
They fell into our hands
Looked down, said, "Lift"
So I turned to my man
Lift girls instead of weights? Man
This is nuts but then we cocked back our
Muscles and lifted 'em up
Then time slowed down (Slowed down)
All that mattered was this moment
Bench pressing bodacious babes
In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
You can ditch the barbells
And the fancy weights
'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're
Gonna look great
In the world of weights
The bench press is the coolest
Add two babes
Now your fuckin' with the newness
A new routine that'll
Change your attitude-ness
Your whole self-esteem will scream
"I've made improvements"
But make sure the two girls
Are the same sizes
'Cause you don't want your biceps lopsided
I'm a lean cut of beef
You can call me top-sided
We've seen the results for ourselves
And we're delighted a babe walked in and she
Wanted me to lift her
But she was in sweatpants, so I dismissed her
With a good bikini grip
You never risk a blister sweatpants slide
That's a hazard to the lifter
And when we do push-ups
They sit on our backs
And when we take a breather
We sit in their laps
But when the breather is done we
Bounce back to the bench
Babes stiffen then dip into
Our hands outstretched
And we cock back our muscles
Get our fingers all clenched
Then send 'em to the heavens
'cause from heaven they sent
Then light shone down (Then light shone down)
Bathing all in a moment of divinity
(Bathing all in a moment of divinity)
Bench pressing bodacious babes
In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
You can ditch the barbells
And the fancy weights
'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're
Gonna look great
Now we gotta address the elephant in the room
A lot of guys to the girls
Be like "How you doin'?"
They wanna take advantage and have
Sex with the babes
Who are here for a workout and not for a date
So keep your dick in your pants
And treat the babes with respect
'Cause when you peckin' at their ear
Then we're not working our pecs
I guess such is the life of trailblazers
It's the bikini babe workout
And we're the creators
And I will lift you up
(And I will lift you up)
And you will be set free
(You will be set free)
And we will be transformed
As the heavens weep
Perfecting the science of
Straight lifting somethin'
On your mark, get set, we rippin' a rep
Gonna spray the whole bench press
Up with our sweat
But then, both of us turned to the gym door
And both of our jaws hit the gym floor
'Cause there stood the two
Most bodacious babesIn bikinis
My heart stopped faster than Fellini's
They headed straight for us
I reached for my jimmy hats
But then they pinned us back
To the bench man, they had us trapped
Told us to wake up and smell the Folgers
Then stood up straight like two toy soldiers
Then while remaining stiff
They fell into our hands
Looked down, said, "Lift"
So I turned to my man
Lift girls instead of weights? Man
This is nuts but then we cocked back our
Muscles and lifted 'em up
Then time slowed down (Slowed down)
All that mattered was this moment
Bench pressing bodacious babes
In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
You can ditch the barbells
And the fancy weights
'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're
Gonna look great
In the world of weights
The bench press is the coolest
Add two babes
Now your fuckin' with the newness
A new routine that'll
Change your attitude-ness
Your whole self-esteem will scream
"I've made improvements"
But make sure the two girls
Are the same sizes
'Cause you don't want your biceps lopsided
I'm a lean cut of beef
You can call me top-sided
We've seen the results for ourselves
And we're delighted a babe walked in and she
Wanted me to lift her
But she was in sweatpants, so I dismissed her
With a good bikini grip
You never risk a blister sweatpants slide
That's a hazard to the lifter
And when we do push-ups
They sit on our backs
And when we take a breather
We sit in their laps
But when the breather is done we
Bounce back to the bench
Babes stiffen then dip into
Our hands outstretched
And we cock back our muscles
Get our fingers all clenched
Then send 'em to the heavens
'cause from heaven they sent
Then light shone down (Then light shone down)
Bathing all in a moment of divinity
(Bathing all in a moment of divinity)
Bench pressing bodacious babes
In bikinis is the best bodybuilding craze
You can ditch the barbells
And the fancy weights
'Cause we g-g-guarantee that you're
Gonna look great
Now we gotta address the elephant in the room
A lot of guys to the girls
Be like "How you doin'?"
They wanna take advantage and have
Sex with the babes
Who are here for a workout and not for a date
So keep your dick in your pants
And treat the babes with respect
'Cause when you peckin' at their ear
Then we're not working our pecs
I guess such is the life of trailblazers
It's the bikini babe workout
And we're the creators
And I will lift you up
(And I will lift you up)
And you will be set free
(You will be set free)
And we will be transformed
As the heavens weep