The Lonely Island - Daddy lyrics
[The Lonely Island - Daddy lyrics]
Papa did you see me hit
A home run last night?
I lit the stadium on fire
I was Oakland's pride daddy, did you see me?
(Look what I can do, yeah)
Daddy, do you hear me crying? (Crying)
Daddy, can you see I'm dying? (Dying)
Oh, Dad tell 'em, José
Ever since little league
Middle school, middle league
Always played technically
Perfect like a symphony
Little me got much bigger, faster, stronger
Dad hit it so long, but you
Always want it longer, dad
But therapy's for losers
Little boy, therapy's for losers
Buy all my steroids in bulk (Costco)
Wanna get big as The Hulk (Hogan)
Stronger than Wolverine teeth (Logan)
Answer to 'Where's the beef?' (Slogan)
First, I put on my jock
Then both of my socks
Parachute Hammer pants and my Reeboks
Hot tub inside a limousine at Chuck E cheese
Dad, look at me
José, heard you went on a pretty hot date the
Other night care to tell us about it?
Hey, come on you guys know
I don't kiss and tell
Oh, I went on a date with MadonnaShe
Said that she wanted Cuban babies
She seemed like a smart business lady
But, I didn't find her physically attractive
I went on a date with my mama
Took her out for all you-can-eat shrimp
She said she was proud of her baby
(That's me)
So, I guess we both had a wild week
Therapy's for losers, Dad said
Therapy's for losers
Keep your mouth shut no snitchin'
About the steroids no snitchin'
About the steroids about the steroids
About the steroids about the steroids
Don't fuck up a good thing while you got it
A home run last night?
I lit the stadium on fire
I was Oakland's pride daddy, did you see me?
(Look what I can do, yeah)
Daddy, do you hear me crying? (Crying)
Daddy, can you see I'm dying? (Dying)
Oh, Dad tell 'em, José
Ever since little league
Middle school, middle league
Always played technically
Perfect like a symphony
Little me got much bigger, faster, stronger
Dad hit it so long, but you
Always want it longer, dad
But therapy's for losers
Little boy, therapy's for losers
Buy all my steroids in bulk (Costco)
Wanna get big as The Hulk (Hogan)
Stronger than Wolverine teeth (Logan)
Answer to 'Where's the beef?' (Slogan)
First, I put on my jock
Then both of my socks
Parachute Hammer pants and my Reeboks
Hot tub inside a limousine at Chuck E cheese
Dad, look at me
José, heard you went on a pretty hot date the
Other night care to tell us about it?
Hey, come on you guys know
I don't kiss and tell
Oh, I went on a date with MadonnaShe
Said that she wanted Cuban babies
She seemed like a smart business lady
But, I didn't find her physically attractive
I went on a date with my mama
Took her out for all you-can-eat shrimp
She said she was proud of her baby
(That's me)
So, I guess we both had a wild week
Therapy's for losers, Dad said
Therapy's for losers
Keep your mouth shut no snitchin'
About the steroids no snitchin'
About the steroids about the steroids
About the steroids about the steroids
Don't fuck up a good thing while you got it