The Lonely Island - Dramatic Intro lyrics

If you are under 30 and you're totally cool
Then you absolutely know these guys
The Lonely Island and Michael Bolton!

From their album Incredibad, please
Welcome The Lonely Island!

Incredibad, this is just a blockbuster
"Jizz In My Pants, " "Lazy Sunday, " Narnia

And here they are with Akon!

And the Nobel Peace Prize goes
To the Lonely Island, oh fuck yes!
The Lonely Island, they're the truth!

I like 'em because they speak for the people!

There's no way I’ll let my kids listen to it
They’re Satanists and they
Should be boycotted!
Around the country today
Citizens burning any and all
Lonely Island paraphernalia

Now here they are
The first men to become pregnant!

I hereby declare The Lonely Island
The 47th president of these United States!

Tragedy today as The Lonely Island
Was beaten to death with
Their own dicks outside an
All male strip club
I see thousands of people
Lining up to desecrate the body
Here on the street, i've seen at least 300
Already defiling the corpses
And there are thousands more waiting
It looks like there's some movement
Oh my God, The Lonely Island are alive!
They're removing the fans from
Their various holes
And heading back into the studio
The Lonely Island will continue
To entertain us
After an experience like this
God only knows what they will create