The Lonely Island, Norah Jones - Dreamgirl lyrics
[The Lonely Island, Norah Jones - Dreamgirl lyrics]
(spoken) the following song is brought to
You by Chex Mix
(sung) some dude once said
That love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl
Out there for me
'Cause, I see her, in my dreams
Dream girl, you're a fantasy
You're the only one, out there for me
My love
Dreamgirl you amaze me all dressed in paisley
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you
You were drivin' the bus
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros
Dreamgirl so beautiful, lips all crummy
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist
Not a care in the world
You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl
You're a vision in sweats with the neon patch
Half-eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
Rainbow poncho, the female Tonto
Hear a loud noise
Start b-buckin' like a bronco
Dream girl, you're a fantasy
You're the only one, out there for me
My love
You got your cell phone ring set
To Sex and the City you like a hot bowl of
Grit's only way more gritty
Straight drippin' in turquoise
My Santa Fe queen
One short leg you got the Santa Fe lean
It's music to my ears when
You scream in your sleep
And when you lift your skirt in public
Yo I can't help but peek
You like Cleopatra, with the eyes of a pig
Love to watch you in the back yard
When you go out to dig
Girl how'd you get those mouse
Traps glued to your neck? Little rascal
How'd you get screwed to the deck?
You put away slurpees like a trash can
Your smile's all stainy and you're
Not too brainy and
I like that! Talking to your
Shoe like it's your friend
I like that! Yellin' at
The walls of make-pretend
I like that! Tellin' you to
Stop it then you don't
You said you gonna stab me in my sleep
But, you won't!
Last week thought I saw you on the street
Turned out it was a bag of trash
Just a big ol' bag of trash
I thought you looked like a bag of trash
Dream girl I pitch a tent when
You stomp in the room
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
You're sexy and you're spicy like
A bowl of Chex Mix
And I always feel safe when
I'm in your flesh mitts
Your teeth so clean coulda
Swore you were British
Never take the Chex Mix cause
You always get skittish
Open clams with both feet
Cause you're ambidextrous
No point cause we know you
Eat nothin' but Chex Mix
Chex Mix number one food snack in the land
It's the cereal taste
That you eat with your hand
Chex Mix at your local grocer, buy a box
Your family will all say: Chex mix rocks!
Chex Mix, you're the snack for me
You're the only one, I'll ever eat or buy
Chex Mix, you're delicious
You got sixty percent less fat
Than potato chips TM
You by Chex Mix
(sung) some dude once said
That love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl
Out there for me
'Cause, I see her, in my dreams
Dream girl, you're a fantasy
You're the only one, out there for me
My love
Dreamgirl you amaze me all dressed in paisley
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you
You were drivin' the bus
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros
Dreamgirl so beautiful, lips all crummy
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist
Not a care in the world
You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl
You're a vision in sweats with the neon patch
Half-eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
Rainbow poncho, the female Tonto
Hear a loud noise
Start b-buckin' like a bronco
Dream girl, you're a fantasy
You're the only one, out there for me
My love
You got your cell phone ring set
To Sex and the City you like a hot bowl of
Grit's only way more gritty
Straight drippin' in turquoise
My Santa Fe queen
One short leg you got the Santa Fe lean
It's music to my ears when
You scream in your sleep
And when you lift your skirt in public
Yo I can't help but peek
You like Cleopatra, with the eyes of a pig
Love to watch you in the back yard
When you go out to dig
Girl how'd you get those mouse
Traps glued to your neck? Little rascal
How'd you get screwed to the deck?
You put away slurpees like a trash can
Your smile's all stainy and you're
Not too brainy and
I like that! Talking to your
Shoe like it's your friend
I like that! Yellin' at
The walls of make-pretend
I like that! Tellin' you to
Stop it then you don't
You said you gonna stab me in my sleep
But, you won't!
Last week thought I saw you on the street
Turned out it was a bag of trash
Just a big ol' bag of trash
I thought you looked like a bag of trash
Dream girl I pitch a tent when
You stomp in the room
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
You're sexy and you're spicy like
A bowl of Chex Mix
And I always feel safe when
I'm in your flesh mitts
Your teeth so clean coulda
Swore you were British
Never take the Chex Mix cause
You always get skittish
Open clams with both feet
Cause you're ambidextrous
No point cause we know you
Eat nothin' but Chex Mix
Chex Mix number one food snack in the land
It's the cereal taste
That you eat with your hand
Chex Mix at your local grocer, buy a box
Your family will all say: Chex mix rocks!
Chex Mix, you're the snack for me
You're the only one, I'll ever eat or buy
Chex Mix, you're delicious
You got sixty percent less fat
Than potato chips TM