The Lonely Island - Everybody Dance lyrics

Hey girl, I don't mean no harm, but
You do something to me
I'm not sure quite what it is yet, but
I'm getting a pretty good read
On it at this point it's gonna come to me
What is it exactly what we do
Oh god, yeah we gotta dance

Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance with me, dance
Dance on the floor, dance

The club is packed like a sandwich
All types of people like ham and swiss
Lettuce and tomato toasted bread
Bite down and taste the rhythm
Thank goodness we're finally here at the club
Man what a great-looking crop of people
The fact that they worked all week
Really adds to the meaning
Behind their dancing
My boss yelled at me "Take this dance move
The copier broke down but
Tonight you're a star!"

I don't care what your name is
I don't care where you went to college
I hate your outfit and your face
Now everybody dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance

Your jam's on, the jimmy jam's on
This is the time to get your jimmy jam on
Hey jimmy, no, it's jimmy jam
Time to slam bam, is it jimmy jam?
World beat, whores in rhythm
Africa, no man's land
South America, fruit's and coconuts
Europe, you have no idea europe is crazy
Global warming, hot and sexy
Poverty, exotic things

I don't care who you came with
I don't care if your car just died
I hate your open wounds and your brain
Now everybody dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance everybody dance
Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance