The Lonely Island - Fuck Off lyrics
[The Lonely Island - Fuck Off lyrics]
Hey Yo! This one is dedicated to all
The little kids out there
Whose parents are always riding them
Telling them to 'do your homework'
Never letting you eat dessert
Making you go to bed before you're ready
Well listen
The next time they are acting bogus
I want you to try this out
Stand up on your tippy toes
Look them dead in the eye
And say "Mom, Dad, you can both
Fuck off, I don't want your life
I don't owe you shit and I hate your rules
Fuck off, so get out of my room
You can suck my dick
Motherfucking shit head bitch
You can fuck oh-off, oh-off
I'm gonna live forever oh-off, oh-off
I hope you get butt fucked in prison"
And that's what you should say
But what about at school
How many kids out there have a teacher
That's always riding them?
Saying "Don't eat paste
Don't talk during nap time"
Well the next time your teacher
Is being a grumpasaurus
Stand tall, look them dead in the eye
And say, "Teacher
Could you help me out and just
Fuck off, you can't teach me shit
And if I was you, I'd slit my wrist
Fuck off, 'cause I might be young
But, I'll dig your grave
'til the job is done so fuck oh-off, oh-off
I'm gonna live forever oh-off, oh-off
I hope you get butt fucked in prison"
'Cause we are the kids of the USA
We think for ourselves
So get the fuck out our way
And all you adults can choke on shit
We hope you suffocate on a dog's dick
Fuck off, you think I'm a punk
Your face looks like an elephant's cunt
Fuck off, 'cause you're not my dad
So shut the fuck up and wipe my ass
So fuck oh-off, oh-off
I'm gonna live forever oh-off, oh-off
I hope you get butt fucked in prison
Be good to each other, peace
The little kids out there
Whose parents are always riding them
Telling them to 'do your homework'
Never letting you eat dessert
Making you go to bed before you're ready
Well listen
The next time they are acting bogus
I want you to try this out
Stand up on your tippy toes
Look them dead in the eye
And say "Mom, Dad, you can both
Fuck off, I don't want your life
I don't owe you shit and I hate your rules
Fuck off, so get out of my room
You can suck my dick
Motherfucking shit head bitch
You can fuck oh-off, oh-off
I'm gonna live forever oh-off, oh-off
I hope you get butt fucked in prison"
And that's what you should say
But what about at school
How many kids out there have a teacher
That's always riding them?
Saying "Don't eat paste
Don't talk during nap time"
Well the next time your teacher
Is being a grumpasaurus
Stand tall, look them dead in the eye
And say, "Teacher
Could you help me out and just
Fuck off, you can't teach me shit
And if I was you, I'd slit my wrist
Fuck off, 'cause I might be young
But, I'll dig your grave
'til the job is done so fuck oh-off, oh-off
I'm gonna live forever oh-off, oh-off
I hope you get butt fucked in prison"
'Cause we are the kids of the USA
We think for ourselves
So get the fuck out our way
And all you adults can choke on shit
We hope you suffocate on a dog's dick
Fuck off, you think I'm a punk
Your face looks like an elephant's cunt
Fuck off, 'cause you're not my dad
So shut the fuck up and wipe my ass
So fuck oh-off, oh-off
I'm gonna live forever oh-off, oh-off
I hope you get butt fucked in prison
Be good to each other, peace