The Lonely Island - I Don't Give a Honk lyrics
[The Lonely Island - I Don't Give a Honk lyrics]
Nowadays, everybody's using curse words
Seems to me like it ain't necessary
Yeah, so when I get steamed (Huh)
Yo, I tell 'em like this:
I don't give a honk, I don't give a honk
And if you think I do, my friend
Then you're wronk
Your crocodile tears can go and got gone-k
You faking the fonk, but we don't give a honk
I'm a wild child and I'm on the loose
Giving less of a honk than a muzzled goose
Or a broken car horn and it's honk was fake
Man if I was Senator
It'd be a honkless state
Yo, I drove past a rally
Saying "Honk for Peace"
So I took out my gun and
Shot 'em all in the knees
I don't give a honk! You
Picked the wrong dude
If a honk was my virginity, consider me prude
I consider it rude to have honk-spectations
Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation
On a long space station
Can't hear you scream
And they sure can't hear you honk
Yadada mean?
Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk
And saying that we do is just simpoly ridonk
You could try to buy us off
With your pesos and francs
But, your money means nothing
You can take it to the bonk
Man, I'm stingy when it comes
To my honks! Me too!
I literally stick 'em to my body with glue
Good thinkin', Abe Lincoln
You a real smart cookie
Teach a class about giving a
Honk? I'm playing hooky
Now what you gonna do with all your honks?
Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk
'Cause for a honk
I'd bite a chunk out a Buddhist monk
And at his funeral? Everyone
Will sing this songk
Yo, we told you before: we don't give a honk
Got a theory that we do? Well
Your theory's de-bonked
Save the drama for your mama
Cause your -itis is bronch-
Our policy is staunch: we don't give a honk
You know
A honk in some countries is considered a food
And if you don't eat it all
It's considered quite rude
We all know we're born with 100 honks
But people throw 'em away like
They were Donkey Konks
And the honks are the barrels
The kings and the pharaohs
They sing about honks like
They were Christmas carols
I'll punch you in the jeans
But this ain't Lonely Island
And if I catch you stealing my honks
I'll get violent
Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk
Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk
But don't come for my honks
Better know your place
Mother-honkers honk around and get
Honked in the face
This the not honking around crew
And this not honking around thing is
About to go both ways
Seems to me like it ain't necessary
Yeah, so when I get steamed (Huh)
Yo, I tell 'em like this:
I don't give a honk, I don't give a honk
And if you think I do, my friend
Then you're wronk
Your crocodile tears can go and got gone-k
You faking the fonk, but we don't give a honk
I'm a wild child and I'm on the loose
Giving less of a honk than a muzzled goose
Or a broken car horn and it's honk was fake
Man if I was Senator
It'd be a honkless state
Yo, I drove past a rally
Saying "Honk for Peace"
So I took out my gun and
Shot 'em all in the knees
I don't give a honk! You
Picked the wrong dude
If a honk was my virginity, consider me prude
I consider it rude to have honk-spectations
Only thing I give a honk is a long vacation
On a long space station
Can't hear you scream
And they sure can't hear you honk
Yadada mean?
Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk
And saying that we do is just simpoly ridonk
You could try to buy us off
With your pesos and francs
But, your money means nothing
You can take it to the bonk
Man, I'm stingy when it comes
To my honks! Me too!
I literally stick 'em to my body with glue
Good thinkin', Abe Lincoln
You a real smart cookie
Teach a class about giving a
Honk? I'm playing hooky
Now what you gonna do with all your honks?
Gonna dive in and swim like Scrooge McDonk
'Cause for a honk
I'd bite a chunk out a Buddhist monk
And at his funeral? Everyone
Will sing this songk
Yo, we told you before: we don't give a honk
Got a theory that we do? Well
Your theory's de-bonked
Save the drama for your mama
Cause your -itis is bronch-
Our policy is staunch: we don't give a honk
You know
A honk in some countries is considered a food
And if you don't eat it all
It's considered quite rude
We all know we're born with 100 honks
But people throw 'em away like
They were Donkey Konks
And the honks are the barrels
The kings and the pharaohs
They sing about honks like
They were Christmas carols
I'll punch you in the jeans
But this ain't Lonely Island
And if I catch you stealing my honks
I'll get violent
Yo we told you before: we don't give a honk
Even if you give us candy like Willy the Wonk
But don't come for my honks
Better know your place
Mother-honkers honk around and get
Honked in the face
This the not honking around crew
And this not honking around thing is
About to go both ways