The Lonely Island, T-Pain - I Fucked My Aunt lyrics

Damn i fucked my aunt
I can't believe I fucked my aunt
I fucked my aunt y'all

I was thirteen
Skinny little freckle-faced kid
Growing up in the country felt
Like doing a bid
But the summers were my favorite when
We swam in the lake
And trips to the city, what a magical place
First baseball game, man, I'll never forget
Crackerjacks, bleacher seats and the
Crack of the bat
My friend Tim caught a ball
But he gave it to me
And five years later, I fucked my aunt, damn

I fucked my aunt
I can't believe that I fucked my aunt
Man, I really fucked my aunt
I fucked my aunt, y'all

Rainstorms always give me the blues
Worst one in ten years on the evening news
She rode her bike over 'cause
The street was closed
My aunt standing there in soaking wet clothes
We opened some wine and laughed like kids
She told me funny things that
Her and my mom did
But then my uncle called and she had to go
And twelve years later, I fucked her sister
Damn

I fucked my aunt
Can you believe that I fucked my aunt?
Man, I guess I fucked my aunt
I fucked my aunt, y'all

It was my eighteenth birthday
The world was still new
My parents threw me a party
As parents will do
My uncle's wife gave me a punny gift
It was an ant farm man, she was a trip
Later that night I was up in my room
I watched as the small ant community bloomed
So simple, yet so complex
I contemplated my own life and
Wondered what would come next
I took out my favorite ant and
Crushed it with my dick
And also, I fucked my aunt

Damn, I fucked my ant and I fucked my aunt
Man, we fucked our aunts (yeah)
We fucked our aunts, y'all

Oh, I can't believe it
They fucked their aunts
I mean, I fucked my aunt, too
But, you don't see me making songs about it
Although we technically didn't have sex
Just some above the clothes stuff
And some under the clothes stuff
I mean, what is sex
Really? Is it just penetration?
Or do you have to finish? 'Cause, I finished
(Damn, I fucked my aunt, y'all)