The Lonely Island, Akon - I Just Had Sex lyrics

Sometimes oh, oh, oh
Something beautiful happens in this world
Akon
You don't know how to express yourself, so
And Lonely Island, yeah you just gotta sing

I just had sex, and it felt so good
(Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex, and I'll never go back
(Never go back)
To the not having-sex ways of the past

Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great
(yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis
(yeah) a girl let me do it
It literally just happened (Oh)
Having sex can make a nice
Man out the meanest
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right
After I was done
Oh, hey didn't see you there
Guess what I just did? Had sex, undressed
Saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever! Now, sing

I just had sex, and it felt so good
(Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense! But, man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good
Thing! She could be my wife
That good? The best thirty seconds of my life
(My life) i'm so humbled by a girl's ability
To let me do her 'Cause honestly
I'd have sex with a pile of manure (Manure)
With that in mind, a soft
Nice-smelling girl's better
Plus, she let me wear my
Chain and my turtleneck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them (yeah)
Whether you're near or far
Whether short or tall (yeah)
We wanna thank you all for
Letting us fuck you

She kept looking at her watch
Doesn't matter, had sex
But, I cried the whole time
Doesn't matter, had sex
I think she might've been a racist
Doesn't matter, had sex
She put a bag on my head still counts!

I just had sex (Sex)
And my dreams came true (Dreams came true)
So if you've had sex in
The last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me

I just had sex
(Everybody sing) , and it felt so
Good (We all had sex, felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
(I wanna tell the world) i just had sex
(I just had sex) , and I'll never go
Back (I just had sex, Never go back
No no no)
To the not having-sex ways of the past
(Sex has gotta be so great)