The Lonely Island - I'm A Hustler (Interlude) lyrics

Life of a life of a (O oh) life of a hustler

Well I'm a hustler (hustler)
That's just what I do (O oh)
I'm always hustling on the avenue (avenue)
I can sell water to a whale
(water to a whale)
Or even a shell to a snail

I'm a hustler (life of a hustler) that's me
I've been this way since I
Came out my mama's puss (puss)
I'm always thinking of a scheme (O oh)
I'm good at what I do
And I know a thing or two about hustling

You have to be born with a certain swag
A je ne sais quoi
That makes hustling your bag
Hey! At eight years old, I got my hood pass
Then at nine, I got my first piece of ass
(Hey, ass)

Ice to an Eskimo, spaghetti to a wop (wop)
I know that sounds racist
It's just how I talk (ah senór?)
In the crap game, I am the number one
(number one) i wouldn't mess around
You'll get your money taken

(Jumbled) never talk on the phone
That’s rule number one
I'll punch you in the spine
So many rhymes on my brain
Sometimes I feel insane
I’m in the kitchen, cooking up crack
(Laughing) So anyway, that’s probably uncool
Right?