The Lonely Island - Incredibad lyrics
[The Lonely Island - Incredibad lyrics]
Now let's take a trip down memory lane
Back to junior high school where it all began
Three bad little kids raisin' hell at school
We were just 13, straight actin' the fool
Every day after class Kiv's
House was the spot makin' crazy prank calls
Hopin' not to get caught
Best friends, blood brothers, yo
We one and the same
'Til one fateful afternoon
When everything changed
One day playin' Punch Out up in Kiv's room
The house started shakin' and
We heard a kaboom looked out the back window
Saw billowin' smoke
Yo, your backyard is smashed
Man this isn't a joke!
(Yo let's go check this out man, Aight bet
Let's go) all the smoke and debris led
Straight to the basement
Yo, what the hell is that? Man
It looks like a spaceship
We all ran for cover
As the hatch opened wide
And a little green dude
Stepped out from inside, he said
I'm from Mars, and I come in peace
I have something to ask
And it's not discrete
There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
And you three kids are the
Ones who can heal it
But we're just thirteen man, what can we do?
Umm how should I put this?
I think we should screw
(What?) On my home planet we
Can no longer breed
I've been sent as a receptacle
To store your seed
Storin' our seed? Yo I think he means sex
Man, I'm a virgin, we all are, bet!
I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
Aw, what should we do? Now
He's spreading his thighs!
You'll be heroes on our planet!
But why us three? You're the chosen ones
You'll just have to trust me
Yo, should we do it? Man I don't know
I say we put it to a vote (oh yeah, yeah)
All in favor say ayeayE'!
Okay, we're in cool who should go first?
I have three depositories to
Capture your burst
Wait, so at the same time? yeah
That's what I was thinking
Here's some wine coolers
Let's get you boys drinking
We pounded the drinks and
Started gettin tipsy
Then took our positions
And started gettin frisky
One in the front, and two in the back
Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
Keep pumping away
My wife and family thank you
I'm about to explode - yo son, me too
THREE WAY CLIMAX, best friends forever
What a blessing to have
Lost our virginity together yeah!
Andy, Jorma, Kiv, you've saved my race
Your reward is one wish then
I'll go back to space
We looked at each other, didn't have to talk
Knew exactly what we wanted
Before he took off
Mr alien Sir, for what it's worth
We want to be the greatest fake MC's on Earth
Your wish is granted and thanks again
I may have saved my planet
But, I'm losing three friends
What happened today was both
Incredible and bad
Therefore your name is Incredibad!
Incredibad
Stop stop stop stop, stop!
SA-PRIZE, EVERYONE! (sirens)
Back to junior high school where it all began
Three bad little kids raisin' hell at school
We were just 13, straight actin' the fool
Every day after class Kiv's
House was the spot makin' crazy prank calls
Hopin' not to get caught
Best friends, blood brothers, yo
We one and the same
'Til one fateful afternoon
When everything changed
One day playin' Punch Out up in Kiv's room
The house started shakin' and
We heard a kaboom looked out the back window
Saw billowin' smoke
Yo, your backyard is smashed
Man this isn't a joke!
(Yo let's go check this out man, Aight bet
Let's go) all the smoke and debris led
Straight to the basement
Yo, what the hell is that? Man
It looks like a spaceship
We all ran for cover
As the hatch opened wide
And a little green dude
Stepped out from inside, he said
I'm from Mars, and I come in peace
I have something to ask
And it's not discrete
There's a mutated strain in our DNA helix
And you three kids are the
Ones who can heal it
But we're just thirteen man, what can we do?
Umm how should I put this?
I think we should screw
(What?) On my home planet we
Can no longer breed
I've been sent as a receptacle
To store your seed
Storin' our seed? Yo I think he means sex
Man, I'm a virgin, we all are, bet!
I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
Aw, what should we do? Now
He's spreading his thighs!
You'll be heroes on our planet!
But why us three? You're the chosen ones
You'll just have to trust me
Yo, should we do it? Man I don't know
I say we put it to a vote (oh yeah, yeah)
All in favor say ayeayE'!
Okay, we're in cool who should go first?
I have three depositories to
Capture your burst
Wait, so at the same time? yeah
That's what I was thinking
Here's some wine coolers
Let's get you boys drinking
We pounded the drinks and
Started gettin tipsy
Then took our positions
And started gettin frisky
One in the front, and two in the back
Had it locked up like a Chinese finger trap
Keep pumping away
My wife and family thank you
I'm about to explode - yo son, me too
THREE WAY CLIMAX, best friends forever
What a blessing to have
Lost our virginity together yeah!
Andy, Jorma, Kiv, you've saved my race
Your reward is one wish then
I'll go back to space
We looked at each other, didn't have to talk
Knew exactly what we wanted
Before he took off
Mr alien Sir, for what it's worth
We want to be the greatest fake MC's on Earth
Your wish is granted and thanks again
I may have saved my planet
But, I'm losing three friends
What happened today was both
Incredible and bad
Therefore your name is Incredibad!
Incredibad
Stop stop stop stop, stop!
SA-PRIZE, EVERYONE! (sirens)