The Lonely Island, Adam Levine - Iran So Far lyrics

They say true love comes only
Once in a lifetime
And even though we're from opposite
Ends of the earth
My heart tells me you're the one for me
Mahmoud

I remember when it started
Saw you on the news you were hatin' gays
I was eatin' food i was feelin' you
And even though I disagree with
Almost everything you say
You ain't wrong to me so strong to me
You belong to me
Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me
Mahmoud make my heart beat right
Out of my chest
My mind says no but my body says yes
Nuclear threat, the only threat I see
Is the threat of you not coming home with me
Our love for each other's
Like when atoms collide
I can't express how I feel
Ayo Adam, let's ride

And Iran iran so far away
Is your home but in my heart you'll stay

He ran for the president of Iran
We ran together to a tropical island
My man Mahmoud is known for wilin'
Smilin', if he can still do it then I can
They call you weasel
They say your methods are medieval
You can play the Jews
I can be your Jim Caviezel
S&M, nestlin' when we're wrestlin'
You could be the port that
I park my vessel in so I try to mute the TV
But, you can still see me
With your sleepy brown eyes
Butter pecan thighs and your hairy butt yeah

And Iran iran so far away
Come home and in my arms you'll stay

I used to look at the stars and dream
'Round the world same stars we're seeing
And the twinkle in your eyes, Mahmoud

Talk smooth to me without a tie
Your pants high-waisted, damn so fly
We could take a trip to the animal zoo
And laugh at all the funny
Things that animals do like Eugene
You got me straight trippin', boo
Hope you look in my eyes
And say "I'm trippin' too"
You say Iran don't have the bomb
But they already do you should know by now
It's you

And Iran iran so far away
Is your home but in my heart you'll stay

You're crazy for this one, Mahmoud
You can deny the Holocaust all you want
But, you can't deny that
There's something between us
I know you say there's no gays in Iran
But, you're in New York now, baby
It's time to stop hiding and start living