The Lonely Island - Jose & Mark lyrics

Welcome back to Sports Chat
I'm standing here with two fellas who are
Having a heck of a year, the Bash Brothers
At this point, guys
I think everyone knows who you are
But just in case
Why don’t you introduce yourselves?
Oh, okay, well

They call me José and I'm Mark
José and I'm Mark

Go, José, go, oiled up like Rambo
Take the needle out my butt
And hop in the Lambo
The anabolics got me feelin’ bionic
'Cause you know I'm indestructible
I'm José, I'm Mark you're a stud
And you're a thoroughbred stallion
Necks laced up with the let's bash medallion
Rollin’ to Hilltop Mall to get a pager
Got girls of every flavor because
We’re in the majors
Freaks, hit up my Skytel
I'll come mess up your Maybelline
My beeper beeping more than
My dialysis machine
Kidney failure’s just part of the game
We're not ashamed now the world
Knows my motherfucking name

They call me José and I'm Mark
José and I'm Mark

Canseco, can make the hoes go low
Slow-mo for your bro, one time otro
Nineteen-eighty-ocho the year of the lobo
The whole Bay love me because I’m so bolo
Speeding through San Fran
Got a pass from the po-po
Pumpin' my andros then wash
'em down with SoCo
Try and touch my Jheri curls I'll
Put you in a chokehold hit the Taco Bell and
Drop the extra guacamolo
Hotbox the whole Lambo with pakalolo
And teach me that taekwondo, though
Well step into my dojo
Cocaine fists cave your nose hole
They don't know
ThoughWe like Samwise and Frodo
But also like Dorothy and Toto
But way more swole, bro our bodies are loco
That's why they're chanting

José (José! José! José) and I'm Mark
José (José! José! José)
My name is Mark McGwire, I play first base

They call me José (José, José, José)
(And I'm Mark, and I'm Mark And I'm Mark)
And I'm Mark josé (And I'm Mark, I'm Mark)
And I'm M-m-m-m-Mark