The Lonely Island - Ka-Blamo! lyrics
[The Lonely Island - Ka-Blamo! lyrics]
Listen, listen! Here we go downtown
Oh boy, oh (garbled) all around
You can't stop (garbled) ka-blamo!
You just won the lottery, that's ka-blamo!
You kissed Shannon Doherty, that's ka-blamo!
You joined a sorority, that's ka-blamo!
You lied about the lottery, not ka-blamo!
You met Fred Segal at a debutante's ball
You gave him your number, he gave you a call
He told you to meet him
At the corner at eight
You met him at nine, that's right
You were late you stupid idiot
You don't know what you missed
Fred Segal's a star, and you cold dissed
His pimping-ass cooling-ass Mack-ass building
With diggity ivy on the wall
But not around the lettering
You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows
(Ha ha ha ha ha) You're not ka-blamo
The doc fixed your arteries, that's ka-blamo!
Your mouthwash is gargly, that's ka-blamo!
Your water is watery, that's ka-blamo!
I majored in pottery, not ka-blamo!
You're chilling with your dudes and then
They stab you in the face
On the way to the hospital you're
Bleeding all over the place
Your leg is amputated 'cause you got gangrene
And then you get cancer and
You die in your teens
But then this really pretty girl
Who you always really liked
Shows up to your funeral and
That's a real mixed blessing
Your jello is wobbly, that's ka-blamo!
You met Gilbert God-fer-y, that's ka-blamo!
You're Harlem Globetrotter-y
That's ka-blamo!
You watch the disorderlies, not ka-blamo!
When you're mining for coal and
You forget what coal is
And you're sure to be fired
Because that's your job!
When a mole's in your ass and
You wonder where the mole is
You're screwed man
A mole is in your ass job!
The meaning of life is revealed to you
And all of the drinks are old English brew
Your whim is the word of the people on earth
But the whole "mole in the ass"
Thing is haunting you earth!
When your fluids are bodily, that's ka-blammy
What happened to ka-blamo? I mean ka-blamo!
Good, that's better, that's ka-blammy!
Wait, I'm confused, we said ka-blamo!
Hard
Oh boy, oh (garbled) all around
You can't stop (garbled) ka-blamo!
You just won the lottery, that's ka-blamo!
You kissed Shannon Doherty, that's ka-blamo!
You joined a sorority, that's ka-blamo!
You lied about the lottery, not ka-blamo!
You met Fred Segal at a debutante's ball
You gave him your number, he gave you a call
He told you to meet him
At the corner at eight
You met him at nine, that's right
You were late you stupid idiot
You don't know what you missed
Fred Segal's a star, and you cold dissed
His pimping-ass cooling-ass Mack-ass building
With diggity ivy on the wall
But not around the lettering
You dissed Fred Segal, and everybody knows
(Ha ha ha ha ha) You're not ka-blamo
The doc fixed your arteries, that's ka-blamo!
Your mouthwash is gargly, that's ka-blamo!
Your water is watery, that's ka-blamo!
I majored in pottery, not ka-blamo!
You're chilling with your dudes and then
They stab you in the face
On the way to the hospital you're
Bleeding all over the place
Your leg is amputated 'cause you got gangrene
And then you get cancer and
You die in your teens
But then this really pretty girl
Who you always really liked
Shows up to your funeral and
That's a real mixed blessing
Your jello is wobbly, that's ka-blamo!
You met Gilbert God-fer-y, that's ka-blamo!
You're Harlem Globetrotter-y
That's ka-blamo!
You watch the disorderlies, not ka-blamo!
When you're mining for coal and
You forget what coal is
And you're sure to be fired
Because that's your job!
When a mole's in your ass and
You wonder where the mole is
You're screwed man
A mole is in your ass job!
The meaning of life is revealed to you
And all of the drinks are old English brew
Your whim is the word of the people on earth
But the whole "mole in the ass"
Thing is haunting you earth!
When your fluids are bodily, that's ka-blammy
What happened to ka-blamo? I mean ka-blamo!
Good, that's better, that's ka-blammy!
Wait, I'm confused, we said ka-blamo!
Hard