The Lonely Island, Seth Rogen - Like a Boss lyrics
[The Lonely Island, Seth Rogen - Like a Boss lyrics]
Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem so you're in charge around here
Is that fair to say? Absolutely i'm the boss
Okay so take us through a day
In the life of "the boss"
Well the first thing I do is
Talk to corporate (Like a boss)
Approve memos (Like a boss)
Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
Remember birthdays (Like a boss)
Direct workflow (Like a boss)
My own bathroom (Like a boss)
Micromanage (Like a boss)
Promote synergy (Like a boss)
Hit on Debra (Like a boss)
Get rejected (Like a boss)
Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
Send some faxes (Like a boss)
Call a sex line (Like a boss)
Cry deeply (Like a boss)
Demand a refund (Like a boss)
Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
No promotion (Like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (Like a boss)
Buy a gun (Like a boss)
In my mouth (Like a boss)
Oh fuck, man, I can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out (Like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (Like a boss)
Jump out the window (Like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss)
Score some coke (Like a boss)
Crash my car (Like a boss)
Suck my own dick (Like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
Chop my balls off (Like a boss)
Blackout in the sewer (Like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
Fuck it's brains out (Like a boss)
Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
Now I'm dead (Like a boss)
Uh, huh so
That's an average day for you then? No doubt
You chop your balls off and die? Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you
Said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope actually, I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye-opening for me
I'm the boss yeah no, I got that
You said it about 400 times i'm the boss
Yeah, yeah, I got it i'm the boss
Okay, great i heard you bye like a boss!