The Lonely Island, Seth Rogen - Like a Boss lyrics

Mr samberg
Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem so you're in charge around here
Is that fair to say? Absolutely i'm the boss
Okay so take us through a day
In the life of "the boss"
Well the first thing I do is

Talk to corporate (Like a boss)
Approve memos (Like a boss)
Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
Remember birthdays (Like a boss)
Direct workflow (Like a boss)
My own bathroom (Like a boss)
Micromanage (Like a boss)
Promote synergy (Like a boss)
Hit on Debra (Like a boss)
Get rejected (Like a boss)
Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
Send some faxes (Like a boss)
Call a sex line (Like a boss)
Cry deeply (Like a boss)
Demand a refund (Like a boss)
Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
No promotion (Like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
Shit on Debra's desk (Like a boss)
Buy a gun (Like a boss)
In my mouth (Like a boss)
Oh fuck, man, I can't fucking do it, shit!
Pussy out (Like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (Like a boss)
Jump out the window (Like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss)
Score some coke (Like a boss)
Crash my car (Like a boss)
Suck my own dick (Like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
Chop my balls off (Like a boss)
Blackout in the sewer (Like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
Fuck it's brains out (Like a boss)
Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
Now I'm dead (Like a boss)

Uh, huh so
That's an average day for you then? No doubt
You chop your balls off and die? Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you
Said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope actually, I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that ain't me
Okay, well this has been eye-opening for me
I'm the boss yeah no, I got that
You said it about 400 times i'm the boss
Yeah, yeah, I got it i'm the boss
Okay, great i heard you bye like a boss!