The Lonely Island - Meet the Crew lyrics

Lonely Island! We got the whole family here
Time to meet the crew, Y'all!

My name is Jorm you can call me J-orgus
Ride around town bumpin' Fugees in a Taurus

Yo, I'm Artemis Prime
Also known as Young Sandwich
The Lonely Island got amigos like
My man John Landis

Kiv in the house
But, you can call me Young Dad
Rockin' pink Adidas, never wear plaid

I'm little Tony i'm always playin' pranks
Make you run out the room
Cause my booty stanks

I'm the fat one they call me Fat Bob
I get all the ladies even though I'm a slob

I'm Piccolo Pete and a part of the crew
You'll know that it's me from
The sound of my flute

Hell, I'm Sick Eric i'm always sick
You can catch me on
The corner taking antibiotics

They call me Smooth Guy
Cause, I be drinkin' mad smoothies
You think I got my name from my voice?
That just ain't true, G

They call me Creepy Zeek
You know I do my own thing
My rhymes ain't good but I'm
Fun in small doses

They call me Boring Steven I don't know why
My rhymes are dope and my whip is fly
(it's fucking bullshit)

I'm a rich guy i'm doing this as a lark
My sense of humor is extremely dark

Well I'm new to the crew
And no one trusts me at all
If they'd get to know me
They'd see I'm a ball

People call me Tiny my name is ironic
I'm 12 feet tall my life is hard

I'm a little lost is this the right studio?
I work for Rod Stewart
You know what? I'm gonna go

I wear stripes that match the wallpaper
I'm hiding now but I'll surprise you later

Well, my name is Greg and I'm on the phone
It was my mom's birthday so I had to fly home

We're the Buddha Twins
All we smoke is Buddha Bless
Never puff sess, Buddha Bless is the best

Hey, I'm Rod Stewart i'm looking for my tech
He's always wandering off
What a pain in the neck!

So there it is one third of the crew
The rest couldn't be here or phone in
But best believe they are missed
Lonely Island, we out