The Lonely Island - Mona Lisa lyrics

What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
You know I've been all around the world
Right? But tonight I'm on my dumb shit

I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
So excited to see her
I went straight to the Louvre
I heard she's exquisite
So I bought my ticket
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
And I couldn't believe what I saw

Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit
With your terrible style and
Your dead shark eyes
And a smirk like you're hiding a dick
What the fuck is this garbage?
Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch
Traveled thousands of miles to
See your beautiful smile
Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly

I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
But what did I find there?
A dirty pile of bricks
There was trash all over and a very foul odor
The smell was that of a camel's ass
But even that wasn't as bad as

Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
And DaVinci must have sucked
An art historian's dick to get this girl who
Looked like uncooked bread
At the top of the all-time list of paintings

Mona Lisa, I got to know
Where the fuck are your eyebrows
I really wanna know
You could land a helicopter on
That big potato forehead
Get this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl

I'm an American man, this is my native land
Where no one lies about paintings
But that's not the case in France
Where the naked ladies dance and
They look like Dennis Franz
You're so mangy, Mona
Hair part wider than a country road-a
Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da