The Lonely Island - Normal Guy lyrics

Hey what's up man? Aww not much, you?
Hey are you ready for the party tonight?
Yeah man already got a
Case of Santana champagne so, should be good
Oh nice yeah that's (YOO-HOOOO')
Aww shit oh man, don't make eye contact
(ding dong! normal guy in the house) hey man
Hey
(oh it's great seeing you other normal guys)
Ohh yeah uh, huh
(what are you guys up tooooo?) ahh not much
(hey what are you other normal guys up to?)
Seriously nothing we're just standing here
(do you guys know what i hate?) what?
(hanging out with a weirdo) yeah
(hanging out with some loser weirdo) yeah we
(it's my biggest peeve)
Yeah well I was just actually
(it's like they don't even know
Where we're coming from)
Right, we understand
(i can't take it when some
Weirdo shows up unannounced)
Okay well I gotta get going
(there's nothing wrong with any of us)
Okay man yeah
(none of us have any major problems)
Ohhh man (hey let's make a pact)
What? (let's make a suicide pact)
Ohh no, that's crazy (I'll go first)

And the award for best comedy sketch goes to
The Lonely Island