The Lonely Island - Oakland Nights lyrics

Step into my crib
Everything smell like Coolwater
And if you come into mine
You know it's Drakkar Noir
Now have a seat on this
Couch made of horse leather
I'm told the horse that it's from
Could run fast and far
Whoo, that shit is sexy
Tell the maitre'd at your booty to expect me
I'm solo and I'm flexin' but
Don't try to Soloflex me nordicTrack all day
Squats in the living room
Can I get a witness?
The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness
(Oh oh oh oh) so take off your Guess and
Let go of your stress
'Cause the classiest shit is what comes next

Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
Change outta your own clothes
These athletic days, but, oh
Those Oakland Nights silk robes and kimonos
It's our pleasure to no noes
Pumps and pantsuit's all day
All work, no play, no way
It's time for Oakland Nights

In the bedroom, champagne on ice
I make erotic shadow puppets
In the candle light your hair's crimped
All frizzy 'cause you're frivolous
I feel like Macho Man and
You my Miss Elizabeth
Sizzlish, do some crunches and
Some scissor kicks
Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish
Drag your Lee Press-On Nails
Down my hairless chest
Now, pull my sash, my body shakes like a leaf
Revealing the cloth of
My cheetah-print briefs
And I love the way your high-cut thong
Make your butt long now take 'em off
But you know what to leave on

Silk robes and Kimonos
Silk robes and Kimonos
Peel off your pleated polos
These athletic days, but oh those
Oakland Nights silk robes and Kimonos
I pound the taiko drum in your dojo
Days in padded blazers
Filing papers, no more
It's time for Oakland Nights

Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
I'm a pro when I bone but I do it pro-bono
You work hard days so you
Deserve the Oakland Nights
We're the Oakland Knights of the Round Table
Plus I'll take you out to
Pizza at the Round Table
Pizza, my favorite pizzeria in Oakland
But bring a change
'cause you can't wear your silk robe in