The Lonely Island, Chester Tam - Stork Patrol lyrics

Stork patrol, we're patrolling
Stork patrol, he's rolling
Stork patrol with my storkies stork patrol

Yo, what up fine-feathered stork? Peace
You're lovely
Hollow legs, long beak, feathers so cuddly
Yo I want to step to ya
Stork but I don't know how
Your style's mad intimidating
Makes me go wild
Get you open like those webbed toes
You know I spread those
Scrawny bird legs past the head
When I bed those
Stanky seed stork steady salty
In your seed sack how about this barnacle
Bird? you know I need that
Your feathers shiny, nasty plumage
Let me probe your inner sanctum
I love you doin' it
With your storking ass, beautiful Marabou
Plenty of birdseed for you, incubators too
What up, Mara-bou-bou? Don't I recognize you?
National Geographic cover '92
Turn around your backyard I can barely speak
Oops, there go my kids all over your beak

Callin' all storks, we're on a stork patrol
We have an APB out for three storks heading
Chicks fly the coop when you
Pull up to them birds
She's a beautiful specimen (The stork)
A beautiful specimen

Hey yo peep it
I know you love Victoria's Egret
Garter belts all in your claws
On some freak ish
I love you like my wingspan
Everything's grand
Knock it airborne make you pray
To god to bring land
Never worry about what your friends say
They're just pelicans
Swallowing the minnows of this
Other species' gentlemen thirty days
Thirty nights on my eggs you sitted
'Cause you've always been committed till
The day I was acquitted
Lovely, eatin' baby crocodiles and insects
Let me be your park ranger
And your sanctuary pretect
Ooh, I want to ruffle you up
Suck on your beak
Freak nasty-ish, make you stand on one feet
Yo, my eyes are red and my voice is trembling
Please don't leave me
Stork these days I need you till the end
When the cops came
You held my stash in your beak
God damn, nasty freak

Alright listen up stork
We, human men, have got you surrounded
Now come outside and marry one of us