The Lonely Island - Trouble On Dookie Island lyrics

"yeah, let's do this!"
"Take a good look at me you
Need a bad guy like me"
"All I have in this world is
My balls and my word
And I don't break 'em for no one"

Yo, hopped out the whip
Pop the heater out the glovey
Ski masked it up, bout to jack these fools
Lovely blasted through the door
Blazing hell with the shells flyin'
Spiderwebbed the flat screen in one shot
Babies crying got these bitches nose bloody
Face down in the shag
This bitch is flippin'
Shut the fuck up and fill the bag
All of a sudden, boom
Shots from the back room
It was a setup, dude yelling: "Get lit up"
Yo, we bust out the back
Dookie flying outta my pants
You got the keys?
Yeah, boy now make that engine dance
This shit is stallin'
Fuck man they strapped up
Let's make a break for it to
The crib for the backup we hit the pavement
Dookie busting all out of my jeans
You hop the fence, so we can get away clean
We hit the dirt, this rottweiler snarlin'
And smiling he ripped my pantleg off
A bunch of dookies went flying
I had to blast, dog brains all in the grass
Mixed with the dookie
Yeah man! nighty night! Time to smash
Yo, we cut through the park
Dookies popping outta my shirt
A hail bullets from behind
Like lead fireworks
Dookie filling up my sneaks bought to bust
No doubt pulled off my Isotoner glove
Shook the dookies out
Yo, it's The Jakes, they want us to be chased
Yo, duck over here
I gotta ditch some dead dookie weight
Whipped off my skully so I
Could dump the dookie
Cop blazing out the eucalyptus
Tryin' to shoot me
I blew out his back, that's all she wrote man
Yeah, on his chest left two
Dookies for the boatman they coming man
Quick throw these dookies in the trash
Hold up more dookie, they comin' out fast
Yo, I can't move my leg
'cause I'm stuck on dookie mountain
Fifty guns open fire
Blood spray like a fountain
Now our bodies all shredded
Shots blaze right through me
We're deader than dust, done in by the dookie

Trouble on Dookie Island