The Steedly Steeds - Dear Joe Biden lyrics
[The Steedly Steeds - Dear Joe Biden lyrics]
I pick the candidate I wanna fuck the most
Yeah if you don’t get me hard, go kick rocks
I need a president who knows
How to raise my cock
This year, I voted for Joe
Not for BLM, or the melting snow
I saw a couple speeches and
I got a couple boners
That’s enough for me, you just gained a voter
I heard about your tax plan, that’s cool
I just wanna fuck your ass man, is that cool?
You talk about our future as the USA
But what about OUR future, you and me, gay
We could take life slow Joe
We could start a ranch
With some piggies and some cattle and
My hand in your pants
I love you Joe, you must always remember
This even though it might be hard
Because you got that dementia dick
I’m an American, I vote yeah
I pick the candidate I wanna fuck the most
Yeah if you don’t get me hard, go kick rocks
I need a president who knows how to raise my
Joe, you’re the president now
And I don’t wanna take credit
But I know that somehow
It was meant to be, for you and for me
To finally get together so the world can see
Joe you’re so bad with your glasses and hair
I just wanna feel your muscles
Underneath what you wear
I know your wife’s a teacher
And I would love to meet her
So I can kill that bitch and
So we can be together
Joe, I really fucking love you
You know I'd never put anyone above you
Every part of your body’s so smooth
From your butt cheeks up to
Your big fat boobs
I’m an American, I vote yeah
I pick the candidate I wanna fuck the most
Yeah if you don’t get me hard, go kick rocks
I need a president who knows
How to raise my cock
I’m gonna fuck Joe Biden
Again and again and again
(you can’t run from me)
Again and again and again
(I’m gonna suck your cock)
Again and again and again
(I’m gonna catch you)
Again and again and again (I’m too powerful)
Again and again and again
Again and again and again
I’m too powerful
I’m an American, I vote yeah
I pick the candidate I wanna fuck the most
Yeah if you don’t get me hard, go kick rocks
I need a president who knows how to raise my
I’m gonna fuck Joe Biden