The Steedly Steeds - Manly Yoga lyrics
[The Steedly Steeds - Manly Yoga lyrics]
Hello there gentlemen and welcome to
Your 6 PM naked, Manly yoga class
(cheering) tonight we'll be covering poses
Such as downward
Dog with your log hanging out
I want to see some fat
Cock, itty-bitty cock, tiny, tiny, Cock
(wheezing) i don't even fucking know i just
Want to see some cock
Fuck! I'm so excited
It's yoga time, only men invite
Don't be late or I'll suck your dick
That'll teach you, you dumb ass bitch
Anyway, we partner up either dick to dick
Or butt to butt but not dick to butt
'cause that's fucking gay
And manly yoga is fucking straight
Breathe real deep stretch real low
Feel that burn inside your toes
Feel so good you blow your load
Kneel to the ground to clean it up
You gotta reach around
And a thumb in your butt
But it's still not gay
'cause he said no homo
He's just keeping you loosе so
You don't pull a muscle
Manly Yoga stretch, 2, 3, 4
Drop your balls to the floor manly Yoga
Masturbatе on Thursdays
Ho! Hey!
Ha! Penis!
Warrior 1! Warrior 2!
Stick it in my ass! Wooooo!
Hey fellas'! You better listen up
Strtch that groin and rub your nuts
Cause it's manly time
We're doing manly stuff if you call us gay
We'll fuck your butt- i mean fuck you up-
I ain't no bitch
I drive a truck, drink beer and hunt and shit
Maybe hang with my friends
And their big-ass dicks
At manly yoga which happens at 6 be there!
Give it a try
Getting hot and horny with all the guys
Did I say horny? Well I meant flexible
Nothing here is homosexual but Thursdays
That's the one exception
That's when we masturbate big erection
Anyway, if you need a good stretch
Come to manly yoga
Unless you have a small penis
Manly Yoga stretch, 2, 3, 4
Drop your balls to the floor manly Yoga
Masturbate on Thursdays
Ho! Hey!
Ha! Penis!
Warrior 1! Warrior 2!
Stick it in my ass! Wooooo!
(panting) Thank yo
Thank you for coming in coming out
That was the best orgy I've ever had
Thanks for coming to manly yoga i hope
We'll see you again next thursday
All the days of the week are cancelled
I've gotta fart (fart sound)
Your 6 PM naked, Manly yoga class
(cheering) tonight we'll be covering poses
Such as downward
Dog with your log hanging out
I want to see some fat
Cock, itty-bitty cock, tiny, tiny, Cock
(wheezing) i don't even fucking know i just
Want to see some cock
Fuck! I'm so excited
It's yoga time, only men invite
Don't be late or I'll suck your dick
That'll teach you, you dumb ass bitch
Anyway, we partner up either dick to dick
Or butt to butt but not dick to butt
'cause that's fucking gay
And manly yoga is fucking straight
Breathe real deep stretch real low
Feel that burn inside your toes
Feel so good you blow your load
Kneel to the ground to clean it up
You gotta reach around
And a thumb in your butt
But it's still not gay
'cause he said no homo
He's just keeping you loosе so
You don't pull a muscle
Manly Yoga stretch, 2, 3, 4
Drop your balls to the floor manly Yoga
Masturbatе on Thursdays
Ho! Hey!
Ha! Penis!
Warrior 1! Warrior 2!
Stick it in my ass! Wooooo!
Hey fellas'! You better listen up
Strtch that groin and rub your nuts
Cause it's manly time
We're doing manly stuff if you call us gay
We'll fuck your butt- i mean fuck you up-
I ain't no bitch
I drive a truck, drink beer and hunt and shit
Maybe hang with my friends
And their big-ass dicks
At manly yoga which happens at 6 be there!
Give it a try
Getting hot and horny with all the guys
Did I say horny? Well I meant flexible
Nothing here is homosexual but Thursdays
That's the one exception
That's when we masturbate big erection
Anyway, if you need a good stretch
Come to manly yoga
Unless you have a small penis
Manly Yoga stretch, 2, 3, 4
Drop your balls to the floor manly Yoga
Masturbate on Thursdays
Ho! Hey!
Ha! Penis!
Warrior 1! Warrior 2!
Stick it in my ass! Wooooo!
(panting) Thank yo
Thank you for coming in coming out
That was the best orgy I've ever had
Thanks for coming to manly yoga i hope
We'll see you again next thursday
All the days of the week are cancelled
I've gotta fart (fart sound)