The Steedly Steeds - When Your Balls Are Blue lyrics
[The Steedly Steeds - When Your Balls Are Blue lyrics]
I'm a big country fuck-head
I'd do anything to get these balls wet
But lord knows life is hardest
When your balls are blue
I guess I'll fuck my horses
But momma says it's disgusting
You need a woman for your tender loving
Well lord knows, she don't know shit
How come she can't see
How sexy fucking a horse is
We'll snuggle up, between the sheets
I'll brush your tail if
You'll lick my taint
I told myself I ain't falling in love again
But fuck it you're too sexy
Who knew a horse could ride a fucking cowboy
Making love till dawn
Yeah you'll scream neigh (Whiny)
I'm a big country fuck-head
I'll do anything to get these balls wet
But lord knows life is hardest
Whеn your balls are blue
I guess I'll fuck my horsеs
But momma says it's disgusting
You need a woman for your tender loving
Well lord knows, she don't know shit
How come she can't see how
Sexy fucking a horse is
I think it's time we take the next step
You know I think you're all I need
It'd be perfect, we'd perfect
Just you and me
I knew it from the first time you
Sucked sugar cubes off my dick
We'd be perfect, you're so perfect
My horsey
(horse neigh) Neigh bitch
I'm sorry to admit
I don't think you deserve
This brilliant horsey dick
No I understand well you're built
Well you're builten' like shit
And you still live with your mom
That fat ugly bitch
Well I'm one hunk of a steed
I need room to breathe
I had a butthole to tease
But now I've loosened you up
There's no going back
Now your butthole's so big
There's no cheeks for me to smack
And I'm a horsey of taste
I like cheese and crackers
And all your country ass has
Is AIDS and a tractor
But thanks for the dick (horse hoofs)
I'm still a big country fuck-head
Except now I'm really upset
Cause I fucked my horse and he left
And now my balls are blue
I guess I'll fuck a chicken
Get over here you little bastard sexy fucker
I'd do anything to get these balls wet
But lord knows life is hardest
When your balls are blue
I guess I'll fuck my horses
But momma says it's disgusting
You need a woman for your tender loving
Well lord knows, she don't know shit
How come she can't see
How sexy fucking a horse is
We'll snuggle up, between the sheets
I'll brush your tail if
You'll lick my taint
I told myself I ain't falling in love again
But fuck it you're too sexy
Who knew a horse could ride a fucking cowboy
Making love till dawn
Yeah you'll scream neigh (Whiny)
I'm a big country fuck-head
I'll do anything to get these balls wet
But lord knows life is hardest
Whеn your balls are blue
I guess I'll fuck my horsеs
But momma says it's disgusting
You need a woman for your tender loving
Well lord knows, she don't know shit
How come she can't see how
Sexy fucking a horse is
I think it's time we take the next step
You know I think you're all I need
It'd be perfect, we'd perfect
Just you and me
I knew it from the first time you
Sucked sugar cubes off my dick
We'd be perfect, you're so perfect
My horsey
(horse neigh) Neigh bitch
I'm sorry to admit
I don't think you deserve
This brilliant horsey dick
No I understand well you're built
Well you're builten' like shit
And you still live with your mom
That fat ugly bitch
Well I'm one hunk of a steed
I need room to breathe
I had a butthole to tease
But now I've loosened you up
There's no going back
Now your butthole's so big
There's no cheeks for me to smack
And I'm a horsey of taste
I like cheese and crackers
And all your country ass has
Is AIDS and a tractor
But thanks for the dick (horse hoofs)
I'm still a big country fuck-head
Except now I'm really upset
Cause I fucked my horse and he left
And now my balls are blue
I guess I'll fuck a chicken
Get over here you little bastard sexy fucker