The Steedly Steeds - The Sherrif lyrics
[The Steedly Steeds - The Sherrif lyrics]
I'm the new county sheriff in town
You better not be fucking around
Because I now how to deal with a theft
I’ll bust a fat load on your chest
Put your hands in the air
Wave them like you just don't care
You've been bad so I’ll cuff you up
And wave your ass while I fuck your butt
I'm a criminal, I do bad shit
Like poo in urinals and fucking kids
I steal from the poor and I put it in my ass
Just to see them cry so I can get a laugh
My bed sheets are crusty I'm
Hung like a horse
I'll kidnap your dad and fuck him of course
Try and stop me I'll fuck you too
Also I J-walk quite a bit
Hold it there you mother fucker
Do you remember me? I fucked your brother
Well he had it coming I'm tellin' ya
He was being quite shit
That was until I whipped penis and
Put my balls between his tit's
Well that shut him up believe him
He was being quite submissive
He was so sweet and cuddly
He gave my butthole little kisses
What a cute guy nice as hell
But you're a fucking dick
You come around these parts and steal shit?
I’ma fuck your ass
I’m the new county sheriff in town
You better not be fucking around
Because I now how to deal with a theft
I'll bust a fat load on your chest
Put your hands in the air
Wave them like you just don’t care
You've been bad so I'll cuff you up
And pat you down while a suck your nuts
I'm the best cop in town
And I do my job well i fuck entire families
And send the father to hell
Who cares if they’re innocent?
Cause I'm fucking horny
I mean they fit the description
Huge dick and loose butt cheeks
You better not be fucking around
Because I now how to deal with a theft
I’ll bust a fat load on your chest
Put your hands in the air
Wave them like you just don't care
You've been bad so I’ll cuff you up
And wave your ass while I fuck your butt
I'm a criminal, I do bad shit
Like poo in urinals and fucking kids
I steal from the poor and I put it in my ass
Just to see them cry so I can get a laugh
My bed sheets are crusty I'm
Hung like a horse
I'll kidnap your dad and fuck him of course
Try and stop me I'll fuck you too
Also I J-walk quite a bit
Hold it there you mother fucker
Do you remember me? I fucked your brother
Well he had it coming I'm tellin' ya
He was being quite shit
That was until I whipped penis and
Put my balls between his tit's
Well that shut him up believe him
He was being quite submissive
He was so sweet and cuddly
He gave my butthole little kisses
What a cute guy nice as hell
But you're a fucking dick
You come around these parts and steal shit?
I’ma fuck your ass
I’m the new county sheriff in town
You better not be fucking around
Because I now how to deal with a theft
I'll bust a fat load on your chest
Put your hands in the air
Wave them like you just don’t care
You've been bad so I'll cuff you up
And pat you down while a suck your nuts
I'm the best cop in town
And I do my job well i fuck entire families
And send the father to hell
Who cares if they’re innocent?
Cause I'm fucking horny
I mean they fit the description
Huge dick and loose butt cheeks